Alan

John Albasiny

Ann Lawton

Abigail Cruttenden

Alan's Mother

Maureen Lipman

Geoffrey Whitaker

Maurice Dee

Miss Land

Alison Steadman

Abbo

Mark Brailsford

Tommy

Garry Cooper

Shaz

Christopher Karallis

Shaz

Chris Karallis

Eunice

Frances Ruffelle

Headmaster

Robert Urquhart

Maureen

Nicola Prince

Botany Teacher

Richard Carey

Botany Teacher

Richenda Carey

French Master

Tim Seeley

Gym Teacher

Maurice O'Connell

1st Roadworker

Eric Richard

French Teacher

Tim Seely

Policeman

Peter Dean

Fish-and-Chips Shop Owner

Dave Atkins

2nd Roadworker

Arthur Whybrow

Himself (voice)

John Arlott

Schoolboy

Dominic Holland