Bert Uttanzi

Griffin Dunne

Annette Uttanzi

Ellen Greene

Eleanor Aramis

Kelly Bishop

Friend

Steven Marcus

Janet Anderson

Carey Lowell

Peter Aramis

Craig T. Nelson

Corazon

Kim Flowers

Him (voice)

Mark Linn-Baker

Peter Conklin

David Alan Grier

Humphrey

Bill Raymond

Juliette

Kara Glover

Art Strong

Rocco Sisto

Martella

Nancy Giles

Tony

Robert La Sardo

Bag Lady

Laura Esterman

Paramedic 1

Samuel E. Wright

Eileen

Jodie Markell

Chinese Delivery Boy

Darryl Fong

Paramedic 2

Leslie Ayvazian

Pretty Woman

Mary Bergman

Bert Jr.

Jarrod Scott Gormick

Artchitect

John Sacco

Clerk

James Lally

Deli-Delilah

Toukie Smith

Jose, Mrs. Karamis' Limo Driver

Rene Rivera

David

Justin Williams

Stu Gazzo

James A. Baffico

Priest

Frederick Newman

Homeless Man 1

Michael Earl Reid

Blonde in Church

Jolie Bennett

Homeless Man 2

Dan Moran

Dancing Secretary

Carol Clements

Art Strong's Wife

Connie Baker

Elliot

William DeAcutis

Stu Gazzo's Wife

Tyler York

Female Reporter

Lisbeth Bartlett

Customer

Anita Sklar

Architect's Wife

Deborah Arters

Humphrey's Wife

Cortland Jessup

Dancing Secretary

Barbara Allen

Paramedic Sue

Leslie Ayvasian

Dancing Secretary

Gretchen MacLane

Hooker

Paula Raflo

Me

Stephen Marcus

Priest

Frederick Neumann

Dancing Secretary

Kathi Moss

Dancing Secretary

Mary Ann Kellogg

Dancing Secretary

Karen Shallo

Waiter

John Bowman

Waiter

Reg E. Cathey

Spanish Cook

Ernesto Gasco

Dancing Secretary

Lillias White

Paramedic Charlie

Sam Wright

Dancing Secretary

Alison Fraser

Heiner Lauterbach

Dancing Secretary

Jana Schneider

Dancing Secretary

Christine Uchida

Dancing Secretary

Charlayne Woodard

Dancing Secretary

Nora York