Dee Dee

Pia Zadora

Frankie

Craig Sheffer

Absid (ABCD)

Tom Nolan

The Sheriff

Ruth Gordon

Chainsaw

Michael Berryman

Diane

Alison La Placa

Deputy Sheriff

Peter Stelzer

Jaklem (JKLM)

Gregory Bond

Breather

Wallace Merck

Rain

Jermaine Jackson

Nopquir (NOPQR)

Craig Quiter

Stovitz (STUVWXYZ)

Patrick Byrnes

Aeiou

Marc Jackson

Zap

Ken Taylor

F-Gee

Jeffrey Casey

Duke

Jimmy Haddox

Dino

Marshall Rohner

Clyde

Jeffrey Cranford

Mouth

Troy Mack

Spyder

Spyder Mittleman

Bruce

G. Kelly Moore

Psychiatrist

Pete Munro

Custodian

Herschel Rice

Sport Salesman

Ralph Pace

Doreen

Madonna Christian

Jay Jay

Rudy Goldschmidt

Dancer

Dennon Rawles

Zapped Male

Kenneth Livingston Taylor

Dancer

Michael Rooney

Principal

Jac McAnelly

Dancer

Richard Sullivant

Malt Shop Owner

Mert Hatfield

Eddie

Brad Sergi

Customer

Tip Ramsey

Smoker

Johnny Watson Jr.

1359 (voice)

Peter Cullen

Smoker #2

Mike Ketchel

Radio DJ

M.G. Kelly

Rain Gang member

Martin Sorrentino