Narrator / Larkin Eve

Kevin Smith

Wes Jameson

Jason Mewes

Elis Heimermann

Brian O'Halloran

Ali Thomlyn

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Don Smith

Scott Schiaffo

Walt Flanagan

Matthew Postlethwaite

Sergeant Svenning

Ernie O'Donnell

Sergeant Svenning

Ernest O'Donnell

Jason Mewes / Jay

Chris Bain

Mr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin

Christopher Downie

Party Marty

Jake Richardson

Leonard James Nash

James D. Rolfe

Usher (voice)

Harry Partridge

Kay Theater Announcer (voice)

Kyle Hebert

Comic Book Horndog

Bryan Johnson

Festival Programmer

Mike Matei

Dr. Jared Patel

Sanjeev Kohli

Cracker Jack / DJ Snowball / Chairback

Ryan James

Comic Book Clerk

Ming Chen

Rental Clerk

David Klein

Comic Book Steve

Walt Flanagan

Lisa Spoonauer / Caitlin Bree

Stephanie Price

Thomas Burke

Bern Cohen

Bob Hawk

Nick Cornwall

Comic Book Dave

Mike Zapcic

Grace Smith

Beverly Longhurst

Olaf Dudnik

John Henry Westhead

Milk Maid Prime

Grace Smith

The Narrator / Dispatch (voice)

Frank Powers

Moose Jaw Network Interviewer

Robert Hawk

Sundancer

Vincent Pereira

Harry Weizmann

Stefen Laurantz

Cohee

John Willyung

Ernie O'Donnell (as Jonny Glasgow)

Jon Glasgow

Man Who Lost His Keys

Lee Bendick

Indecisive Customer

Donna Jeanne

Smoking Woman

Frances Cresci

Bryan Johnson

Brett Murray

Sister Mary Rufus

Betsy Broussard

Kevin Smith / Silent Bob

Mark Frost

Sundance Reporter

Jeff L. Williams

Vice Principal McNeil

Mike Belicose

Impatient Customer

Joe Bagnole

Brian O'Halloran/Dante Hicks

Kit Alexander

Tromaville Pledge

Thom DeMicco

TV Interviewer

Scott M. Holden

Jason's Lady Friend

Sian Thomas

Boombox Bill

Andrew McCabe

Mike Zapcic

Andy Mac