John Abel

Shane Woodson

Slim Jim

Flavor Flav

Malcolm Cain

Terrence Flack

Evette Spelling

Christy Oldham

Angela Addison

Lola Davidson

Little Vito (as Bridget 'The Midget' Powers)

Bridget Powers

Yuri (as Scott Schwartz)

Scott L. Schwartz

Jennifer Proctor

Sarah Jones

Lt. Carter

Yogi

Lt. Proctor

Jason Fulk

Big G

Carlos Love

Tony

Steve Fix

Constantine Federov

Hans Uder

Hubcap

Chuck Loring

Filthy Ralph

Ben Maccabee

Dixie

Annette Harper

Marilynn

Agnes Albright

Cocoa

Brandi Magee

Chuck, police reporter

Tom Sanchez

Police photographer

Christopher Haskell

Anastasia

Alysia Joy Powell

Kenny

Sharif Ibrahim