Michael

Sean Astin

Gordy Belcher

Michael Bower

Kyle

Jason Horst

Josh

Joshua John Miller

Farmer Spivey

Ralph Drischell

Uncle Harry/Mr. Jenkins

James Karen

Miss Titmarch

Kathleen Freeman

Chicken Lady

Marilyn Pitzer

Josh

Joshua Jon Miller

Counter Guy

Evan Arnold

Danny Hollister

Ian Fried

Tough Dude

Dana Ashbrook

Jenny

Ari Smith

Tough Chick

Kathy MacQuarrie

Old Man

Bill Erwin

Zombie

Doug Benson

Tart

Marie Wright-Perry

The Ripper/Fly no.2

Bob Zamudio

Ride Operator

Kimmy Robertson

Sea Captain Ghoul

Gary DePew

Brad

Jeremy Miller

Mr. Death Ghoul

Tim Edwards

Greeley Principal

Clu Gulager

Farmer Ghoul / Pest Control Guy

Ken Daly

Mrs. Belcher

Suzanne Goddard-Smythe

Anchor Woman

Chelsea Noble

Himself (as "Mike Seaver")

Kirk Cameron

Poodle Lady

Marte Boyle Slout

Herself (as "Carol Seaver")

Tracey Gold

Brock Richards

Brian Peck

Rudy

Rocky Giordani Jr.

Lance

Shawn Donahue

Zombie

Douglas Benson

New School Principal

F.J. O'Neil

Mrs. Walters

Patrika Darbo

Mr. Belcher

Mike Pniewski