Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Julie Strain

The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis

The Crap Keeper

Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)

Ron Jeremy

Travis Dance

Kevin Eastman

Soul Stripper (as Arban)

Arban Ornelas

James Gunn

James Gunn

Racoon Head

Jorge Garcia

Sexy Asian Vampire

Masuimi Max

Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

Debbie Rochon

Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)

Gabriel Friedman

Timmy

Rob Zazzali

Chief Doublestump

Joel Himelhoch

Private Dick Sam Black

Elwood Carlisle

Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)

Trey Parker

Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)

Ted Raimi

Jason Gonzales

Randy Sklar

Party Goer

Eli Roth

News Anchor

Jason Sklar

Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

Joe Fleishaker

James' Assistant

Elizabeth Johnson

Sally Sterks

India Allen

Deke the Red Herring

Ronn Surels

Larry the Stripper

Antonia Dorian

Lesbian Art Student #1

Isabelle Stephen

Lesbian Art Student #2

Kelli Powers

Surly Crack-Head Trannie

Jamie Greco

Guy Who Finds the Space Ship

Timothy Muskatell

Fake Zit Guy

Josh Taylor

Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy

John Williamette

Purse Snatcher

Adam Jahnke

Monster Meat

James Ojala

Office Chair Victim

Paul Salamoff

Black Guy #2

Kevin Thigpen

Bouncer

Gared Williams

Guy at the Party

Trent Haaga

Guy at the Party

Ramzi Abed

Party Goer

Lizzy Strain

Party Goer

Doug Sakmann

Himself (uncredited)

Stephen Blackehart

Woman on Balcony (uncredited)

Crystal Cartwright

Party Goer (uncredited)

Wes Craven

People at the Party

Mark Gagliardi

People at the Party

Tamela

Party Goer

Smokey Miles

Party Goer

Leroy Patterson

People at the Party

Heather Darling

Voice Over

Lisa Michelle Axelrod

Party Goer

J.D. Brown

Party Goer

Lenora Claire

Self

Josi Kat

People at the Party

Zafer Ulkucu

Mr. Freaky (uncredited)

Sam Macaroni

Door Girl (uncredited)

Terryn Westbrook