Satan

Maynard James Keenan

The Pope

Dee Dee Ramone

Evil Porn Director

Jello Biafra

Angel Gabriel

Edggar Frogg

Angel Gabriel / Corey Feldman

Corey Feldman

Bikini Girl

Cynthia Rodriguez

Gary the Retard

Mini Devil (as Hank the Angry Dwarf)

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Retard / Amish Boy / Joseph

Peter Grasse

Dirty Larry

Larry McGearty

Retard / Various

Bret Reilly

Bandit

Heather-Victoria Ray

Bandit

Heather McDonnell

Bandit

Betty San Luis

Bandit

Cynthia Diaz

Virgin Mary

Robyn Bird

Officer Harry Nudzak (as Clark O'Donnell)

Clark O'Donnel

QVC Hostess

Mercedes DeMarko

QVC Host

Sam Heffelfinger

Grim Reaper

Jason Ross

Amish Girl

Michelle McCarty

Various / Porn Clerk

Shannon Pezzetta

Dirty Sanchez

Shane McGeady

Guard

Bob Bannon

Guard

Jeremy Hugo

Guard

Bobby Shame

Guard

Jay Medley

Guard

Billy Puddly

Guard

Nick Epps

Cop

Zenzele Cesare

Cop

Michael Miller

Bikini Girl

Theresa Jonies

Bikini Girl

Nicole Dunn

Bikini Girl (as Marquita Roane)

Marquita

Bikini Girl

Fulani Respicio

Bikini Girl

Geeta Dalal

Bikini Girl

Billie Jo Hewitt

Bikini Girl

Tanya Drayton

Bikini Girl

Brodie Budd

Bikini Girl

Maria Calinilina

Bikini Girl

Serena Perolli

Bikini Girl

Linda Nezu

Bikini Girl (as Cynthia Rodriguez)

Cynthia Housel

Unicycle Girl

Heather Phillips

Gladiator

Don Juan

Gladiator

Jason Goldberg

Peasant Girl

Courtney Shea Alston

Farmer Dude

Jeffrey Wilkerson

Evil Clown

Kristoffe Brodeur

(as Felina)

Feline Fabre

Shit Dude

Allan Lane