
Christian A. Broder
Phil Proctor

Senator McMannus
Howard Hesseman

Agent Cooper
John Candy

Quant O'Neill/Subway Reporter/Announcer
Ernie Anderson

Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase

Senator Polanski
Dan Barrows

Father Phaser Gun
Rick Hurst

Al
Al Franken

Proctologist
Stephen Feinberg

Sonja
Laraine Newman

Carl Michaelevich
Joe Flaherty

Kissinger
Roger Bowen

Melanie Edwards
Edwina Anderson

Tom
Tom Davis

Dr. Manuel Labor
Ron Silver

Gene Scallion
James Bacon

Steve Garvey/Announcer
Danny Dark

Mrs. Betty Purvis
Roberta Kent

Melanie Edwards
Edwina Gough

Freddie
Gerrit Graham

Rabbi Rabinowitz/Hippie 2
Neal Israel

Pierre Skooché/Son
Lorry Goldman

Man at breakfast / Doctor
Kurt Andon

Marie
Lynne Stewart

Father
Michael Mislove

Francis X. Cody
William Schallert

Street Attendant
Pamela Toll

Warren Welt
Sam Riddle

Bridgit Bert Richards
Betty Thomas

Announcer
Dick Tufeld

Smilin' Ed McDonnelly
Bart Williams

Carol / Butch Girl
Mary McCusker

Skipper
Pat Proft

Pete Bagliani
Ron Prince

Dwayne / Dr. Holcomb
Murphy Dunne

Girl/Mrs. Pat Borzak/Announcer
Nellie Bellflower

Winfield Carmichael
Frank von Zerneck

Pregnant Man
Doug Steckler

Ray Thompson
Wayne Satz

Frank Zorby
Frank Alesia

Weather Girl
Rebecca Brooks

Ralph Stevens
Howard Storm

Mother
Julie Mannix

Esmeralda
Terri Seigel

CIA Man / R.C. Call
Bob McClurg

Police Comic
Jimmy Martinez

Son
Francis Von Zerneck

Lieutenant/Herb Mealy
Rod Gist

Daughter
Danielle von Zerneck

Lembeck
Jose Kent

Victor
Bill Saluga

Guard
Rigg Kennedy

Nixon's Roommate
Kurt Taylor

Player-Announcer
Joe Roth

Disturbed Man
C.D. Taylor

Bill Guy
Larry Gelman

Barry Flanken
Danny Goldman

Ernest Anderson

Archbishop
Dody Dorn

Announcer
William Woodson

Walter
Christopher Pray