Christian A. Broder

Phil Proctor

Senator McMannus

Howard Hesseman

Agent Cooper

John Candy

Senator Polanski

Dan Barrows

Quant O'Neill / Subway Reporter / Announcer

Ernie Anderson

Chevy Chase

Chevy Chase

Proctologist

Stephen Feinberg

Father Phaser Gun

Rick Hurst

Al

Al Franken

Sonja

Laraine Newman

Carl Michaelevich

Joe Flaherty

Henry Kissinger

Roger Bowen

Tom

Tom Davis

Melanie Edwards

Edwina Anderson

Dr. Manuel Labor

Ron Silver

Gene Scallion

James Bacon

Steve Garvey / Announcer

Danny Dark

Melanie Edwards

Edwina Gough

Mrs. Betty Purvis

Roberta Kent

Man at breakfast / Doctor

Kurt Andon

Freddie

Gerrit Graham

Rabbi Rabinowitz / Hippie #2

Neal Israel

Pierre Skooché / Son

Lorry Goldman

Marie

Lynne Stewart

Father

Michael Mislove

Francis X. Cody

William Schallert

Street Attendant / Father

Pamela Toll

Warren Welt

Sam Riddle

Bridgit Bert Richards

Betty Thomas

Announcer

Dick Tufeld

Carol / Butch Girl

Mary McCusker

Smilin' Ed McDonnelly

Bart Williams

Skipper

Pat Proft

Dwayne / Dr. Holcomb

Murphy Dunne

Pete Bagliani

Ron Prince

Girl / Mrs. Pat Borzak / Announcer

Nellie Bellflower

Winfield Carmichael

Frank von Zerneck

Pregnant Man

Doug Steckler

Ray Thompson

Wayne Satz

Weather Girl

Rebecca Brooks

Frank Zorby

Frank Alesia

Ralph Stevens

Howard Storm

Mother

Julie Mannix

CIA Man / R.C. Call

Bob McClurg

Esmeralda

Terri Seigel

Son

Francis von Zerneck

Police Comic

Jimmy Martinez

Daughter

Danielle von Zerneck

Lieutenant / Herb Mealy

Rod Gist

Lembeck

Jose Kent

Victor

Bill Saluga

Guard

Rigg Kennedy

Nixon's Roommate

Kurt Taylor

Player-Announcer

Joe Roth

Bill Guy

Larry Gelman

Disturbed Man

C.D. Taylor

Barry Flanken

Danny Goldman

Ernest Anderson

Archbishop

Dody Dorn

Announcer

William Woodson

Walter

Christopher Pray

Mother-In-Law

Anne Monaghan

Dr. Holcomb

Rowby Goren

Ramon

Ira Miller

Leon Russell

J. Michael Popovich

Goldstern

Bo Kaprall

Milt Meadows

Barry Michlin

Executive

Joe Warfield

Announcer (voice)

Tim McIntire