Christian A. Broder

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Howard Hesseman

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John Candy

Quant O'Neill/Subway Reporter/Announcer

Ernie Anderson

Chevy Chase

Chevy Chase

Senator Polanski

Dan Barrows

Father Phaser Gun

Rick Hurst

Al

Al Franken

Proctologist

Stephen Feinberg

Sonja

Laraine Newman

Carl Michaelevich

Joe Flaherty

Kissinger

Roger Bowen

Melanie Edwards

Edwina Anderson

Tom

Tom Davis

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Danny Dark

Mrs. Betty Purvis

Roberta Kent

Melanie Edwards

Edwina Gough

Freddie

Gerrit Graham

Rabbi Rabinowitz/Hippie 2

Neal Israel

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Lorry Goldman

Man at breakfast / Doctor

Kurt Andon

Marie

Lynne Stewart

Father

Michael Mislove

Francis X. Cody

William Schallert

Street Attendant

Pamela Toll

Warren Welt

Sam Riddle

Bridgit Bert Richards

Betty Thomas

Announcer

Dick Tufeld

Smilin' Ed McDonnelly

Bart Williams

Carol / Butch Girl

Mary McCusker

Skipper

Pat Proft

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Ron Prince

Dwayne / Dr. Holcomb

Murphy Dunne

Girl/Mrs. Pat Borzak/Announcer

Nellie Bellflower

Winfield Carmichael

Frank von Zerneck

Pregnant Man

Doug Steckler

Ray Thompson

Wayne Satz

Frank Zorby

Frank Alesia

Weather Girl

Rebecca Brooks

Ralph Stevens

Howard Storm

Mother

Julie Mannix

Esmeralda

Terri Seigel

CIA Man / R.C. Call

Bob McClurg

Police Comic

Jimmy Martinez

Son

Francis Von Zerneck

Lieutenant/Herb Mealy

Rod Gist

Daughter

Danielle von Zerneck

Lembeck

Jose Kent

Victor

Bill Saluga

Guard

Rigg Kennedy

Nixon's Roommate

Kurt Taylor

Player-Announcer

Joe Roth

Disturbed Man

C.D. Taylor

Bill Guy

Larry Gelman

Barry Flanken

Danny Goldman

Ernest Anderson

Archbishop

Dody Dorn

Announcer

William Woodson

Walter

Christopher Pray