Ophelia

Julia Lee

Virginia Svelte

Hilary Shepard-Turner

The Broom Witch

Lauren Birkell

Tina / Bitch-on-Wheels

Camille Langfield

The Doucher

Jennifer Massey

The Librarian

Dian Kobayashi

Hamilton

Meishach Moore

Mother Nature

LaVonne Rae Andrews

Cosmetic Chick

Sybil Azur

The Cop

Alexa Sheehan

Handy Man

Dave Fennoy

Ophelia's Dad

Tony Ketcham

Hamlet

Kristofer McNeeley

The Stitcher

Marjorie Lovett

The Cop

Alexa Motley

Larry

George Gray