Richard "Dick" Dix

Leslie Nielsen

Cassandra Menage

Ophélie Winter

Dr. Uschi Künstler

Alexandra Kamp

Yetta Pussel

Verona Pooth

Captain Valentino Di Pasquale

Ezio Greggio

Dr. Griffin Pratt

Peter Egan

Mr. President

Damien Masson

Lt. Bradford Shitzu

Pierre

Mr. President

Damian Mason

Flashback Mother

Natalie Gray

Secretary Osgood

David Fox

Doctor

Charles Dennis

Halverson

Sam Stone

Groucho Marx

Jeffrey Weissman

Conductor

Tommy Schnurmacher

Mrs. President

Teresa Barnwell

Opera House Security Guard

Michele Scarabelli

Oona Hottenlocker-Wickernuts

Una Kay

Spaceport Customs Officer

Ellen David

Opera reporter

Betsy Soo

Sumo Wrestler

Reid Asato

Sexy Alien Babe(uncredited)

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