Chrissy

Asta Paredes

Lauren

Catherine Corcoran

Lee Harvey Herzkauf

Lloyd Kaufman

Zack

Zac Amico

Leonardo

Vito Trigo

Principal Westly

Babette Bombshell

Eugene

Clay von Carlowitz

Rachel Ruysch

Tara E. Miller

Donatello

Mike Baez

Michaelangelo

Mark Quinnette

Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock

Josh Potter

Coach Kotter

Debbie Rochon

Slater

Stefan Dezil

Aunt Bee

Brenda Rickert

God

Ron Jeremy

Ms. Bigguns

Nicola Fiore

Lauren 6 Months Later

Joe Fleishaker

Audrey Benjamin

Charlotte Kaufman

Flag Cretin

Doug Sakmann

Shower Girl (as Dupree) / Shower Girl

Monique Dupree

Tromorganic Burger Victim

Nico Praz

School Janitor

Mark Torgl

Narrator (as Peter Parker)

Stan Lee

The President

Lemmy

Named Him Randall

Robert Bozek

Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon (as John Brennan)

John Patrick Brennan

Zac's Rejection Girl

Teresa Hui

Shower Girl

Nadia White

The Angry Video Game Nerd

James D. Rolfe

Shower Girl Brandy

Brandy Mason

Tro-Gasm Girl

Corina Taylor

Cameo

Bailey Jay

Tromaville Citizen

John Migliore

Asian School Girl

Meg Carriero