Harry Sterndale

Chris Rea

Jill Saunders

Felicity Kendal

Maurice Walpole

John Cleese

Gerd Layton

Bob Hoskins

Renzo Locatelli

Ben Kingsley

Freda

Joanna Lumley

Lisa

Diana Rigg

Jamie Campbell-Stewart

Oliver Reed

Inspector Bass

Gareth Hunt

Cleverley

Patrick Ryecart

John

Peter Davison

Vanessa

Caroline Langrishe

Dr. Joseph

Edward Hardwicke

Beverley

Nicola Bryant

Detective Constable Ray

Nicholas Gecks

Commissioner Grosvenor

Timothy Carlton

President Zlomov

Brian Poyser

Ad Agency Receptionist

Sarah Parish

President's Wife

Sheila Steafel

Maitre'd

Trevor Baxter

Askew

Nicky Henson

Melissa

Ruby Snape

Mrs. Ruth Layton

Taryn Kay

Jamie's Solicitor

William Wilde

Rick

Donald Standen

Himself

Andrew Neil

Father of the Bride

John Tordoff

Mother of the Bride

Nora Connolly

Best Man

Andrew Grainger

Young Policeman

Christopher Routh