Simon Garden

Steve Coogan

Secretary

Emma Gilmour

Emma

Lena Headey

Stern Woman

Susan Jane Tanner

Colin

Ben Miller

Inspector Burton

Stephen Dillane

Tribunal Chairman

Iain Mitchell

George

Om Puri

Tribunal Man

James Smith

Jeff

Steven Waddington

Kirsty

Emma Williams

Wife

Jenny Agutter

Cochran

John Henshaw

Victor

Omar Sharif

Bike Group Leader

Bernard Wrigley

Mills

Justin Burrows

First Policeman

Bruce McGregor

Deacon

Clive Kneller

Deflated Husband

Simon Pegg

Death / Student

Mark Goodhall

Insinuating Wife

Julia Davis

Chief Constable

Peter Armitage

Jeff's Mam

Olga Grahame

'Death'

Marc Goodhall

1st Hardman

Buster Reeves

Old Lady

Amy Shaw

2nd Hardman

Brian Nickels

Seedy Man

Jake Abraham

Club Receptionist

Kate Deakin

Bill

David Nicholls

Japanese Businessman

Togo Igawa

Japanese Businessman

Eiji Kusuhara

Club Manageress

Francesca Hall

2nd Policeman

Iain McKee

Victor in Disguise

Nayef Rashed

First Security Guard

Victoria Gould

Old Lady

June Broughton

Second Security Guard

Natasha Alexander

Old Lady in Art Gallery

Hazel Douglas

Bank Manager

Richard Sinnott

Desk Sergeant

Terence Mann

TV Interviewer

Jo-Anne Knowles

Alarm Company Operator

Kevin Malloy

Lycra Crusty

Alan Clarke

WPC at Service Station

Donna Henry

Garage Customer

Sue McCormick

Sales Assistant

Elaine Barnett

Mayor

Geoff Oldham

WPC

Ty Glaser