Michael Misery

Leo Rossi

Angelo Misery

Lorenzo Doumani

Ima Barrister

Debbe Dunning

Judge

Pat Morita

Redwood Stump

Gary Ross

Don Frito Layleone

Abe Vigoda

Grandpa Miserio

Robert Costanzo

F. Me Weakly

Norm Crosby

Quazzie

Lou Ferrigno

Rev. Scheister

Sherman Hemsley

Mary Kay Misery

Paula Barbieri

Erik Estrada

Erik Estrada

Erik Estrada

Eric Estrada*

Herself

Mother Love

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Courtroom Singer

Nell Carter

Stripper

Rochelle Swanson

Larry Linville

Roddy Piper

Roddy Piper

Brunette Bus Babe

Kristi Ducati

Frank Stallone

Court Reporter

Brenda Epperson Doumani

Court Reporter

Brenda Epperson

Lt. Al Dente

John Capodice