David Cookson

Bob Monkhouse

Brian Dexter

Ronnie Stevens

Sam Field

Kenneth Connor

Jill Venner

Shirley Eaton

Col. J.J. Proudfoot/The Dean

Eric Barker

Macreedy

Richard Wattis

Mr. Duff

Reginald Beckwith

Roper, Pharmacist

Charles Hawtrey

Sourfaced Man

Graham Stark

Prison Governor

Richard Caldicot

TV Director

Cyril Chamberlain

Mrs. Burke

Charlotte Mitchell

Admiral Southbound

David Horne

Prof. Lovitt

Jeremy Hawk

Fuller

Ian Whittaker

Arthur Mullard

Newsreader

Patrick Holt

Brunette

Marie Devereux

Lolita Roughage

Sheena Marshe

Himself

Michael Miles

Himself

Keith Fordyce

Bull

David Glover

Prison Governor

Richard Caldicott

Miss Figg

Mercy Haystead

Cheeky Brunette

Valli Newby