Harry 'Flash' Gordon

Bob Geldof

Billy Evans

Mel Smith

Doreen

Alison Steadman

Mike the Throat

P.H. Moriarty

DC Rogers

Alfred Molina

DC Fleming

James Marcus

Terry

Phil Daniels

Sue

Kate Hardie

Teddy Bryant

Ian Dury

Brad Brookie

David Howey

Timmy

Ray Winstone

Mouthy

A.J. Clarke

Paul

Albie Woodington

Fat Ernie

Jack Eden

'The Wasp'

Ron Cook

Ken McDonald

David Squire

Blackpool Police Sergeant

Alun Armstrong

Young Constable

Stefan Escreet

Danny

Tony Scott

Blackpool Constable

Bill Rourke

Guest Commentator

John Salthouse

Commentator - Himself

Ted Lowe

Interviewer

Prunella Gee

TV Director

Kenny Ireland

TV Announcer

Stephen Churchett

Make-Up Girl

Vivienne Ritchie

Referee

Freddie Davies

Contestant

John Benfield

Contestant

George Phillips

Committee Member

Stan Taylor

Jimmy the Spiel

Harry Scott

Poker Player

Eric Richard

The Dealer

Jimmy Tippet

Pete Phelan

Patsy Houlihan

The Marker

Keith O'Keefe

Young Hustler

Cassian Hall

Doreen's Client

Robert Austin

Hooligan

Mark Jordon

Hooligan

Tony Calvert

Hooligan

John Reed

Hooligan

Adam Warren

Terry's Friend

John Blundell

Tailor

Norman Bacon

Girl

Jude Alderson

Tattooed Man

Gene October

Billy's Clerk

Reginald Stewart

Car Repossessor

John Turner

Car Repossessor

Alan Davidson

Weighbridge Clerk

Terry Andrews

Publican

Martin Jackson

Himself

John Williams