Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie

Daniel H. Jenkins

O.C.

Daniel Jenkins

Mark Stiggs

Neill Barry

Elinore Schwab

Jane Curtin

Randall Schwab

Paul Dooley

Sponson

Dennis Hopper

Pat Coletti

Martin Mull

Randall Schwab Jr.

Jon Cryer

Grandpa 'Gramps' Ogilvie

Ray Walston

Michelle

Cynthia Nixon

Florence Beaugereaux

Tina Louise

Garth Sloan

Louis Nye

Goon

Alan Autry

Wino Bob

Melvin Van Peebles

Jack Stiggs

Donald May

Stella Stiggs

Carla Borelli

Jefferson Washington

Greg Wrangler

Himself

Bob Uecker

Lenore Schwab

Laura Urstein

Frankie Tang

Victor Ho

Charlotte

Tiffany Helm

Missie Stiggs

Stephanie Elfrink

Claire Dejavve

Nina van Pallandt

Barney Beaugereaux

James Gilsenan

Janine

Caroline Aaron

Jefferson Washington

Greg Mangler

Schwab Commercial Singer

Danny Darst

Wino Jim

Robert Fortier

Rusty Calloway

Dan Ziskie

Robin

Dana Andersen

Himself

Bob Vecker

Himself

King Sunny Ade

Mrs. Bunny

Margery Bond

Hal Phillip Walker

Thomas Hal Phillips

Nancy Pearson

Jeannine Ann Cole

Policeman

Tom Flagg

Bandito

Maurice Orozco

Promoter

Louis Enriques

Actor in Play

Frank Sprague

Wino

Allan Berne

Wino

Bob Reilly

Wino

Roy Gunsberg

Wino

Wayne Wallace

Wino

Robert Ledford

Wino

D.C. Warren

Wino

Lobo

Wino

Florence White

Robin

Dana Anderson

Bongo Voice

Fred Newman

Richard Thompson