Santa Monica

Chloe Fineman

Abby

Sam Morelos

Max

Matt Cornett

Rick Richards

Charlie Day

Destiny

Nicole Byer

Angel

Liza Koshy

Robin

Natalie Morales

Betty Spaghetti

Paula Pell

DJ Don

Alex Moffat

The Saint Bernard / Samuel Moros

Fernando Carsa

Ron

Scott Connors

Margaret

Emy Coligado

Mercedes

Ava DeMary

Abby (Age 7)

Ellie Santos

Max (Age 7)

Mason Gozzi

Mercedes (Age 7)

Luciana VanDette

Abby (Age 12)

Alina Santos

Max (Age 12)

James Kelly

Steve

Andy Schneeflock

Dave

Terrence Shingler

Lily Rose

Guinevere Govea

Nurse Appleman

Michael Kostroff

Homeroom Teacher

Kevin Craig West

Celine

Julia DiCesare

Nurse Customer

Ali Stoner

Rita the Realtor

Elena Estér

Teenage Boy

Shravan Venkatesh

Judas

Kevin Curtis

Dicky

Ben Heineman

Skinny Dweeb

Jed Feiman

Cashier

Jillian Bell

Lola

Elle Amyra

Nerdy Gamer

Grace Reiter

Jeremy

Justin Masters

Will

Chad Addison

Stoner Kid #1

Ezra Johnson

Stoner Kid #2

Tommy Armstrong

Ryan

Ryan Micho

Gamer Stacey

Thalia Gerloff

Gary

Stephen C. Bradbury

Sister Betty

Melinda Tanner

Additional Voice (voice)

Sheldon Best

Additional Voice (voice)

Kaliswa Brewster

Additional Voice (voice)

Dann Fink

Additional Voice (voice)

Daphne Gaines

Additional Voice (voice)

Jess Kaliban

Additional Voice (voice)

Armando Riesco

Additional Voice(voice)

Cameron Scoggins

Additional Voice (voice)

Jessica Keenan Wynn

Gene (uncredited)

Alberto Bonilla

Catholic School Student (uncredited)

Flynn Harper

Girl in Flower Dress at Wedding Scene (uncredited)

Kayla LaVine

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Jimmy Mehs

Maya (uncredited)

Celeste Oliva