Himself
Larry the Cable Guy
Rabbi Schultz
Charlie Callas
Simon
Rich Delia
Scientologist
Cole Downing
Dirty Caroler Son
Sean Patrick Flaherty
Wiseman
Flavor Flav
Ghost of Christmas Present
Penn Jillette
Ghost of Christmas Past
Jamie Kennedy
Mrs. Claus
Lisa Lampanelli
Santa Claus
George Wendt
Santa's Trophy Wife
Delia Sheppard
Santa's Helper
Angela Little
Mama
Vicki Lawrence