Ingrid

Amanda Flowers

Azazel

Jurgen Azazel Munster

Parker

Kansas Bowling

Patti the Babysitter

Patti Harrison

Nightmare Ghoul

Weston Allen

Joan Apperson

God

Kate Bornstein

Narrator (voice)

Michael Madsen

Dane Skylace

Jac Bernhard

Elizabeth

Lynn Lowry

Kansas

Parker Love Bowling

The Dark Friend

Rodney Bingenheimer

Echo Person

Trent Harris

The Hands of Fate (voice)

Ryan Trecartin

The Man From The Dark and Lonely Place

Whitney Moore

Terrible Charles

Dorian Electra

Alan Mortal

Alan Merrill

Knower

Lloyd Kaufman

Miss Skylace

Cherie Currie

Sydney Ryder

Summer Greenberg

Dord the Ninja

Jesse Yungbei

Gabriel

Matthew Silver

The Evil Friend

Wesley Doloris

The Zeitgeist

Apryl Miller

Chief of Police

Sophia Lamar

Self

Death Valley Girls

Self

Bunny H

Self

Abigail Gordon

Self

Mary Hanley

Uncle

Mike Handelman

Uncle

Abraham Lincoln The 3rd

Uncle

Hunter West

Uncle

Isaiah Mueller

Uncle

Steve Litwitz

The Hands Personified

Clara Senida Leyba

The Mad Mother

Buttress

The Mad Father

Jak Tripper

Nathaniel of Sound

Matt Ellin

Fate Incognito

Neva Gentleman

The Double Agent

Cindy Colon

Margaret

Sofe Cote

Gina

Gina Carson

Paul Petroskey

Fate Blue

Shara Maya Ali