Host
Michael Opelka
Himself
Lloyd Kaufman
Himself
Michael Herz
Joe Franklin
Joe Franklin
Edna Perlmutter
Debbie Rochon
Gorgeous Guy / Toxic Avenger
Ron Fazio
Gorgeous Gal / Tromette
Theresa Lynn
Tromatized Host
Phil Rivo
Tromette
J.J. North
Tromette
Joan Gerardi
Tromette
Traci Mann
Himself
Samuel Z. Arkoff
Himself
John G. Avildsen
Himself
Stan Lee
Himself
Dee Dee Ramone
Himself
Andrew Stevens