Compo Simmonite

Bill Owen

Norman Clegg

Peter Sallis

Seymour Utterthwaite

Michael Aldridge

Cyril Blamire

Michael Bates

Ivy

Jane Freeman

Nora Batty

Kathy Staff

Truly

Frank Thornton

Howard

Robert Fyfe

Foggy

Brian Wilde

Edie Pegden

Thora Hird

Pearl

Juliette Kaplan

Marina

Jean Fergusson

Glenda

Sarah Thomas

Barry

Mike Grady

Auntie Wainwright

Jean Alexander

Billy

Keith Clifford

Wesley

Gordon Wharmby

Clem `Smiler' Hemingway

Stephen Lewis

Tom Simmonite

Tom Owen

Eli Duckett

Danny O'Dea

PC Cooper

Ken Kitson

Entwistle

Burt Kwouk

Alvin

Brian Murphy

Miss Davenport

Josephine Tewson

Roz

Dora Bryan

Wally

Joe Gladwin

PC Walsh

Louis Emerick

Sid

John Comer

Nelly

June Whitfield

Policeman

Tony Capstick

Morton Beemish / Repo Man / Teasdale

Christopher Beeny

'Crusher' Milburn

Jonathan Linsley

Mrs. Avery

Julie T. Wallace

Stella / Florrie

Barbara Young

Hobbo

Russ Abbot

Billy Ingleton

Norman Wisdom

Drunk / Library Attendant / Himself

James Casey