Tank

Dane Cook

Alexis

Kate Hudson

Dustin

Jason Biggs

Prof. Turner

Alec Baldwin

Ami

Lizzy Caplan

Rachel

Diora Baird

Josh

Taran Killam

Hilary

Riki Lindhome

Lizzy

Mini Anden

Craig

Nate Torrence

Claire

Hilary Pingle

Dwalu

Malcolm Barrett

Merrilee

Faye Grant

Carly

Amanda Brooks

Brian

Richard Snee

Pedro

Alberto Bonilla

Courtney

Sally Pressman

Laney the Babysitter

Kate Albrecht

Heavily Pierced Kid

Rakefet Abergel

Sad Dork

Andrew Lewis Caldwell

Seamstress

Maureen Keiller

Priest

Tom Kemp

Chef Slava

Tony V.

Kindly Stripper

Jacqui Holland

Ms. Barber

Andria Blackman

Hot Coed

Georgia Lyman

Ms. Reiling

Melina Lizette

Burt

Josh Alexander

Colleen

Jenny Mollen

Random Guy

Eamon Brooks

Random Guy's Girl

Cyce Sadsad

Lee

Rob Rota

Grandmother

Edna Panaggio

Angry Date Throwing Water

Peggy McClellan

Irate Customer on Phone (voice) (uncredited)

Brad Garrett

Wedding Guest

Susan Garibotto

Wedding Guest

Susan Garfield

Michi Yamana

Michael O'Toole