Ernest P. Worrel/Aster Clement, the governor's student/Auntie Nelda ('Mrs. Brock, Marty's Mother')/The Snake Guy

Jim Varney

Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate'

Douglas Seale

Joe Curruthers

Oliver Clark

Harmony Star, aka 'Pamela Trenton'

Noelle Parker

Chuck

Gailard Sartain

Mary Morrissey

Billie Bird

Martin 'Marty' Brock, Joe's agent

Robert Lesser

Bobby

Bill Byrge

Pyramus

Buddy Douglas

Immigration Agent

Key Howard

Mr. Dillis

George Kaplan

Businessman

Jack Swanson

Cab Passenger

Barry Brazell

Thisbe

Patty Maloney

Lacy

Phran Gauci

Agent Skippy

Beecher Martin

Carl

Bill Cordell

Police Chief Spenks

Bob Norris

Mrs. Smith

Angie Harper

Crew Member

Tom Nowicki

Ticket Agent

Paul Darby

Animal Officer

Jackie Welch

Arresting Officer

Joe Candelora

Animal Officer

Daniel Butler

Police Officer

Carmen J. Alexander

Patsy

Lindsey Alley

Studio Guard

Michael O. Smith

Monster

Mike Hutchinson

Commander

Douglas Brush

Mean-Looking Man

Antonio Fabrizio

Make-up Artist

Cindi Vicino

Controller #1

Bob Barnes

Stunt Shopper

Tony Shepherd

Controller #2

D. Christian Gottshall

Businesswoman (uncredited)

Rosa Nevin

Granddaughter (uncredited)

Jennifer Peña

Tourist (uncredited)

Jon Freda