Dickie Roberts

David Spade

Sidney Wernick

Jon Lovitz

Grace Finney

Mary McCormack

Cyndi

Alyssa Milano

George Finney

Craig Bierko

Sally Finney

Jenna Boyd

Himself

Rob Reiner

Sam Finney

Scott Terra

Peggy Roberts

Doris Roberts

Emmanuel Lewis

Emmanuel Lewis

Referee

John Farley

Mrs. Gertrude

Edie McClurg

Himself

Michael Buffer

Leif Garrett

Leif Garrett

Publisher

Spencer Garrett

Rob Reiner's Secretary

Rachel Dratch

Willie Aames

Willie Aames

Brendan Fraser

Brendan Fraser

Himself

Tom Arnold

Commentator

Bobby Slayton

Dickie's Corner Man

Fred Wolf

Danny Bonaduce

Danny Bonaduce

Himself

Fred Berry

Emmanuel Lewis's Entourage

Joey Diaz

Dustin Diamond

Dustin Diamond

Himself

Todd Bridges

Emmanuel Lewis's Entourage

Kevin Grevioux

Corey Feldman

Corey Feldman

Himself

Gary Coleman

Florence Henderson

Florence Henderson

Guy in Car

Brian Clark

Himself

Jeff Conaway

Maureen McCormick

Maureen McCormick

Himself

Tony Dow

Girl

Emily Harrison

Butch Patrick-Lilly

Butch Patrick-Lilly

Dick Van Patten

Dick Van Patten

Girl

Nancy Pimental

Marion Ross

Marion Ross

Mr. Rollins

Alan Blumenfeld

Angry Driver

Sasha Mitchell

Himself

Corey Haim

Barry Williams

Barry Williams

Alcoholic Speaker

M. Blair Breard

Himself

Chris Knight

Counselor

Kathleen Randazzo

Himself

Barry Livingston

Lamaze Group Leader

Peggy Mannix

Himself

Mike Lookinland

Himself

Eddie Mekka

Himself

Jay North

Publisher

Hal Sparks

Herself

Erin Moran

Biker

Rob Elk

Himself

Ron Palillo

Himself

Paul Petersen

Sad Eye Sadie

Retta

Strange Man

Ian Gomez

Himself

Adam Rich

Himself

Rodney Allen Rippy

Young Dickie

Nicholas Schwerin

Herself

Charlene Tilton

Ring Girl

Michelle Ruben

Passing Man with Camera

John Kirk

Map Seller

Alexander D. Slanger

Bully

Oliver Kindred

Bully

Brandon de Paul

Bully

Evan Lee Dahl

Boy in Crowd

Wyatt Smith

Mr. Gertrude

Patrick Thomas O'Brien

Gertrude Kid

Colin Ryan

Boy

Christopher Johnson

Boy

Sergei Virovlianski

Boy

Jake Chapman

Alcoholic Speaker

Blair Breard

Counselor

Kathleen Lambert

Barbie

Ambyr Childers

Teacher at Microphone

Valerie Perrine

Heather Bolan

Ashley Edner

Valet

Kevin Farley

Valet

Miko C. Brando

News Correspondent

Mindy Burbano

Herself

Jann Carl

Herself

Lisa Joyner

Brittany

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Janice

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Map Seller

Alexander Slanger

Boy

Sergei Virvlianski

Teacher at Microphone

Valerie Perri-Lipson

Maitre D'

Michael McDonald

Self

Jeremy Miller

Reporter

Lindsay Dann

Himself

Haywood Nelson

Himself

Jonathan Loughran

Himself

Peter Dante

Self

Ernest Lee Thomas

5th Grade Boy

Jesse Rutherford