Paul Buchman

Paul Reiser

Jamie Buchman

Helen Hunt

Lisa Stemple

Anne Ramsay

Ira Buchman

John Pankow

Fran Devanow

Leila Kenzle

Mabel Buchman

Abby Quinn

Ned

Murphy Dunne

Miss Grundy

Susan Blommaert

Freddy Statler

Jerry Lewis

Dr. Mark Devanow

Richard Kind

Gus Stemple

Paul Dooley

Jay Selby

Tommy Hinkley

Theresa Stemple

Nancy Dussault

Ike

Art Evans

Al

Jerry Hardin

The Waiter

William Newman

Maggie Conway

Judy Geeson

Burt Buchman

Louis Zorich

The Husband

Parley Baer

Howie

Steve Buscemi

Barry's Mother

Estelle Harris

Yasmeen

Kimia Behpoornia

Michael

Charles Shaughnessy

Himself

Regis Philbin

Diane Caldwell

Barbara Feldon

Masha

Beata Pozniak

Friendly Man

Neil Vipond

Saleslady

Jodi Carlisle

Stage Manager

Ric Edinger

Belden

Bill Fox

Dana

Kathryn Spitz

Cosmo Kramer

Michael Richards

Hal Conway

Paxton Whitehead

Stacey

Kerri Green

The Big Apple

Bill Dunlevy

Male Passenger

Michael Goldfinger

Warren Mermalman

Steven Wright

Friendly Woman

Annie Abbott

Andrew

Gregory Paul Martin

Audrey

Sarah Partridge

Irwin

James W. Sudik

Phillip

Richard Roat

Sherman Williams

Rick Rossovich

Ursula Buffay / Karen

Lisa Kudrow

Herself

Joy Philbin

Uncle Jules

Al Ruscio

Sylvia Buchman

Cynthia Harris

Shannon

Jaida-Iman Benjamin

Conductor

Michael Eugene Fairman

Manny Gantz

Wayne Tippit

The Cat

Albert Owens

Eddie

Lou Cutell

Ryan Devanow

Spencer Klein

Party Guest

Kayla Carr

Female Passenger

Elizabeth Norment

Mimi

Maria Pitillo

Woman Looking for Her Hat

Laura Waterbury

Connie

Meagen Fay

Lynne Stoddard

Lisa Edelstein

Sam

Patrick Warburton

Waiter

Jack Kenny

Female Passenger

Carol Ann Susi

Husband

Steven M. Porter

Masseuse

Donna Pieroni

Vacky

Phil Leeds

Marshall

Phil LaMarr

Lucia Francavella

Antoinette LaVecchia

Lester

David Arnott

Debbie Buchman

Robin Bartlett

Businessman No. 1

Yoshio Be

Mrs. Mandelbaum

Cloris Leachman

Businessman No. 2

Toshi Toda

Dr. Joan Golfinos

Suzie Plakson

College Professor

Ungela Brockman

Dylan

Jermaine Harris

Nat Ostertag

Hank Azaria

Marvin Bluestone

Jeff Garlin

Dr. Sheila Kleinman

Mo Gaffney

Theresa Stemple

Carol Burnett

Mr. Wicker / Sgt. Panino

Jerry Adler

Sid / Elevator Operator

George Petrie

Hal Conway / Logic Professor

Jim Piddock

Alan Tofsky

Eric Stoltz

Hollis Pavel / Sycophant

David Strickland

Lou Bonaparte

Larry Miller

Henry Vincent

Fred Willard

Marianne Lugasso

Cyndi Lauper

Susannah

Anne Bobby

Doug Berkus

Bradley White

Troy / The Clerk

Patrick Bristow