Harold Lee

John Cho

Kumar

Kal Penn

Ron Fox

Rob Corddry

Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris

Deputy Frye

Jack Conley

Dr. Jack Beecher

Roger Bart

Seth Goldstein

David Krumholtz

Rosenberg

Eddie Kaye Thomas

Vanessa Fanning

Danneel Ackles

Colton Graham

Eric Winter

Raymus

Jon Reep

Raylene

Missi Pyle

Maria

Paula Garcés

Raza

Amir Talai

Grand Wizard

Christopher Meloni

Cyrus

Mark Munoz

Sally

Beverly D'Angelo

George W. Bush

James Adomian

Interpreter

Ed Helms

Tits Hemingway

Echo Valley

Venus

Crystal Mantecon

Tammi

Ava Santana

Kenny

Richard Christy

Trisha

Chantel Silvain

Terry Air Marshal

Josh Heald

Archie

Adam Herschman

Sparkle

Courtney Shay Young

Tammi

Ava Knighten Santana

Agnes

Katheryn Ryce

Travis

Todd Voltz

Jacuzzi Girl

Marisa Belinda

Jacuzzi Girl

Claudia Pena

Carter

Jackson Beals

Light-Skinned Black Security

D'Anthony Palms

Dancing Devil in Costume Shop

Jon Hurwitz

Kim

Kristen de Nes

Dancing Monkey in Costume Shop

Hayden Schlossberg

Joe

Mark Turner

Big Bob

Randal Reeder

Girl at Party

Nicole Graves

Raza's Party Guest

Krystal Mayo

Dr. Patel

Errol Sitahal

Mr. Lee

Clyde Kusatsu

Mrs. Lee

Mary Deese

Old White Woman

Juli Erickson

Dr. Jonavon White

Lester Speight

Ramon

Hugo Perez

Groomsman

Colton Gramm

Goon

Patrick Michael Carney

Goon

Jason Konopisos

Random Passenger #1

Kelvin Payton

State Trooper

Chris Warner

Random Passenger

Ron Fagan

Carsten

Carsten Lorenz

Goon

Jason Konopisos-Alvarez

Carsten

Carsten H.W. Lorenz

Anton

Angus Sutherland

Terrorist (uncredited)

Jimmy Lee Jr.