Mattie Sullivan

Jake Short

Benji Achebe

Shaquille Ali-Yebuah

Jack Turner

Jack McMullen

Mark Crane

Will Arnett

Chris Booth

Chris Geere

Petey Brooks

Theo Barklem-Biggs

Olivia Talbot

Tamla Kari

Nicola

Anna Morris

Cesare

Paolo Sassanelli

Carlos Velez

Vadhir Derbez

Sally Nugent

Sally Nugent

Elle

Tahirah Sharif

Slaven

William Waterhouse

Brian

Phil Wang

Ruth

Grace Hogg-Robinson

Coach Michael

Michael Calvin

Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker

Darren Turner

Neil Fitzmaurice

Jürgen Klopp

Jürgen Klopp

Coach Pete

Lewis Clift

Louis

Gunnar Cauthery

Bootz

Marvin Brown

Kit Man Martin

Jason Williamson

Commentator (voice)

Jonathan Pearce

Pascal

Ossian Perret

Janey Brooks

Talitha Stone

Clive Seacamore

Philips Nortey

Mrs. Achebe

Yetunde Oduwole

Graham Peterson

Tom Bell

Bookmaker Terry

David Prosho

Sports Reporter

Greg McKenzie

Carlos' Owner

Christian Vit

Jourdane

Bronte Terrell

Daniel

Guy Rhys

Geyer

Marek Lichtenberg

David Li

Jon Chew

Garlic

Bobby Hirston

Doctor

George Potts

Patrick Stewart

Lewis Macleod

Gemma

Sophie Abbott

Ginger Jim

Paul Marlon

Emily

Star Jones

Policeman 1

James Craze

Chatty Paddy

Peter Slater

Alan Shearer

Alan Shearer

Himself

Ian Wright

Man in Cash and Carry

James Groom

Himself (voice)

Paul Hawksbee

Himself (voice)

Andy Jacobs

Stuart

Joel James Davison

Physio George

Daniel Ryves

Football Fan

Morgan Archer

Stadium security

Lee Byford

Gammon

Tim Faraday

Bog Roll Thrower

Stephen Samson

Holehead

Marek Larwood

Paul Williamson

Joe Sims

Physio

Alex Morgan