Kate

June Diane Raphael

Chloe

Casey Wilson

Dean Morris

Jon Cryer

Bruce

Vincent D'Onofrio

Laurel

Alicia Silverstone

Brian

Brian Geraghty

Pageant MC

Bob Odenkirk

Qwen

Sandy Martin

Strip Club Manager

Paul Scheer

Barb

Marcia Jean Kurtz

Deb

Lea DeLaria

Homeless Norma

Drew Droege

Little Kate

Meg Hatton

Seth

Paul Rust

Little Chloe

Ursula Parker

Little Laurel

Kaylyn Slevin

Spring Break Girl 1

Valentina de Angelis

Lizbeth

Deanna Raphael

Spring Break Girl 2

Taylor Black

Jack

Johnny Ray Meeks

School Girl (uncredited)

Johnny Sequoyah

Pawn Shop Owner

Debra Monk

Lizbeth

Deanna Cheng

Club Dancer

Patrizia Hernandez

Adonis on Bus

Jon Paul Phillips

Club Owner

Bruce MacVittie

Manuel

Jason Hurt

Gas Station Clerk

Jimmy Alotta

Mercedes Benz (Stripper)

Castille Landon

Bailiff

Patrick Ferrell

Brian's Mom

Peggy Pope

Interventionist

Edward James Hyland

Colleen McNiff

Christina Sciongay

Jennifer Pagano

Stephanie Miles

Pageant Director

Coreen Burke

Amanda Sovik

Alexandra Tenney

Irish Jig Dancing Contestant

Ashley Abate

Bus Boy

Giancarlo Colaianni

Vet Receptionist

Catrina Ganey

Bus Driver

Chike Johnson

Pageant Contestant

Cynthia Enriquez

Pageant Contestant

Grace Gold

Pageant Contestant

Amaryliss Rodriguez

Pageant Contestant

Daniela Mercado

Pageant Contestant

Jessica Perez

Pageant Contestant

Samantha Jaikaran

Pageant Contestant

Katherine Guevara

Laurel Fan

Meg Allan Cole