Jiminy Glick/David Lynch

Martin Short

Dixie Glick

Jan Hooks

Natalie Coolidge

Linda Cardellini

Miranda Coolidge

Elizabeth Perkins

Dee Dee

Janeane Garofalo

Andre Divine

John Michael Higgins

Haygood Lewkin

Larry Joe Campbell

Gunnar 'MC GUN' Jorge

Aries Spears

Sharon

Mo Collins

Mario `Fa Real' Greene

DeRay Davis

Ben DiCarlo

Corey Pearson

Barry King

Carlos Jacott

Randall Bookerton

Gary Anthony Williams

Award Presenter

Anita Brown

Jay Schiffer

Robert Trebor

Herself

Whoopi Goldberg

Matthew Glick

Landon Hansen

Himself

Steve Martin

Modine Glick

Jake Hoffman

Himself

Willem Dafoe

Himself

Kiefer Sutherland

Bellhop / Barber

Alex Diakun

Tibor

Peter Breck

June

Ellie Harvie

Himself

Jake Gyllenhaal

Johnny Stompanato

Darren Shahlavi

Herself

Sharon Stone

Kevin Kline

Kevin Kline

Lana Turner

Courtney Anderson

Pat O'Brien

Pat O'Brien

Himself

Kurt Russell

Lana Turner's Daughter

Sara Willey

Himself

Forest Whitaker

Rowena

Randi Lynne

Herself

Susan Sarandon

Himself

Rob Lowe

Rabbi Schleckman

Ari Solomon

Herself

Emmanuelle Béart

Arlene Sheehy

Christine Willes

Herself

Chloë Sevigny

Hotel Clerk

Sue Gillan

Hotel Clerk

Peter Kelamis

Gandhi's Manager

Zahf Paroo

Gandhi's Girlfriend

Allison Warnyca

Sexy Girl

Natasha Wilson

Award Presenter

Jano Frandsen

Roger Ebert (uncredited)

Roger Ebert

Stacee (uncredited)

Kristina Copeland

Hipster Hollywood Actor (uncredited)

David Giammarco

Theater Patron (uncredited)

Celeste White Steele