John

Paul Rudd

Elliot (voice)

Patton Oswalt

The Nerd King (voice)

Hannibal Buress

Brett Anderson / Second Butler (voice)

Reid Scott

Linda (voice)

Riki Lindhome

Sally (voice)

Kate Micucci

Archie (voice)

Mike Judge

Mrs. McCullers (voice)

Laraine Newman

Business Woman (voice)

Molly Shannon

First Butler / Reporter Matt (voice)

Matt Ballard

Marvin Masterson (voice)

Paul Scheer

Reporter Cathy (voice)

Julie Galdieri

Anchorman Eric (voice)

Eric Bauza

Publicist (voice)

Christopher McCulloch

Pharmacist (voice)

Tommy Blacha

Mr. Kelly (voice)

Brendon Small

Friendly Cop / Confused Guy #1 (voice)

Bob Stephenson

Anchorwoman Donna (voice)

Becky Boxer

Waitress (voice)

Lily Sparks

Confused Woman (voice)

Richard Christy

Detective Cassidy (voice)

Dana Davis

Youngster (voice)

Georgette Perna

Detective Donahue (voice)

John Ennis

Becky

Charlyne Yi

Dispatcher Voice (voice)

Shannon Prynoski

Fire Chief (voice)

Sal Governale

Reporter Jess (voice)

Jess Harnell

Older Woman (voice)

Sally Kirkland

Frantic Man

Ron Lynch

Policeman (voice)

Scott Mosier

Confused Guy #2 (voice)

Dana Snyder

Reporter Sassy (voice)

Cree Summer

Anchorman Jimbo

Chris Gore

French Maid (voice)

Chloe Trujillo

Policewoman (voice)

Laura Silverman

Security Guy

Jon Silberg

Timmy (voice)

Dave Willis

Becky (voice)

Lo Mutuc

Reporter Matt

Matthew Ballard

Timmy

David Willis