Betty Suarez

America Ferrera

Daniel Meade

Eric Mabius

Hilda Suarez

Ana Ortiz

Ignacio Suarez

Tony Plana

Willhelmina Slater

Vanessa Williams

Justin Suarez

Mark Indelicato

Claire Meade

Judith Light

Christina McKinney

Ashley Jensen

Amanda Tanen

Becki Newton

Bradford Meade

Alan Dale

Marc St. James

Michael Urie

Alexis Meade

Rebecca Romijn

Frankie Burrata

Steven R. Schirripa

Randy

Max Ehrich

Jodie Papadakis

Bernadette Peters

Archie Rodriguez

Ralph Macchio

Phil

Lenny Venito

Henry Grubstick

Christopher Gorham

Det. Averaimo

Mark Consuelos

Teri

Nikki Blonsky

Jesse

Val Emmich

Herself

Adele

Harmony

Ashley Morris

Roger Adams

Barry Bostwick

Himself

Regis Philbin

Nick Pepper

Max Greenfield

Cliff St. Paul

David Blue

Stuart

Derek Riddell

Photo Editor

Nathanaël Maïni

Matt Hartley

Daniel Eric Gold

Himself

Zac Posen

Elena

Lauren Vélez

Herself

Liz Smith

Gio

Freddy Rodriguez

Calvin Hartley

David Rasche

Suzuki St. Pierre

Alec Mapa

Miles Foster

Brennan Brown

Holly Wright

Heather Tom

TV Host

Mo Rocca

Sales Girl

Toks Olagundoye

Daniel Jr.

Julian De La Celle

Herself

Kelly Ripa

Dr. Mervin Farber

Kevin Kilner

Claire's Friend

Kathleen Garrett

Dr. Erskine

Adam Grupper

Detective

Donnie Keshawarz

Mort

Jordan Lage

Felissa

Heidi Marnhout

Driver

Ted Sod

Molly

Sarah Lafleur

Penelope Del Rios

Florencia Lozano

Claudio

Aaron Lazar

Gerard Chainet

Jacques Pépin

Timothy D'Artagnan

Cheyenne Jackson

Pilar Mejia

Shirley Rumierk

Applicant No. 3

Zoë Winters

Kimmie Keegan

Lindsay Lohan

Fabian

Alexander Chaplin

Cute Guy

Giovanni Aurilia

Connor Owens

Grant Bowler

D.A. Richard Blackman

Christian Hoff

Chairman

Peter McRobbie

Security Guard

Rob Bartlett

Collette

Tina Benko

Officer Kalina

Carla Renata

Himself

Robbie Myers

Julia

Bridget Megan Clark

James

Lawrence Saint-Victor

Luka

Mercer Boffey

Himself

Mark Badgley

Jenny

Laura Heisler

Waitress

Kristen Rozanski

Mrs. Watkins

Joan Poust

Narrator

James Lurie

Penny Meadows/Mindy Meadows

Rachel Dratch

Mr. Delima

Teddy Coluca

Laughing Museum Guard No. 1

Michael Mandell

Heinrich

Michael Stuhlbarg

Helen

Kate Blumberg

Antonio

Arap Bethke

Herself

Adriana Lima

Himself

Joe Zee

Anna Diaz

Annika Boras

Door Guy

Jabari Gray

Himself

James Mischka

Chloe

Dreama Walker

Blond Male Modie

Chris Northrop

Waiter

Matthew Wilkas

Councilman's Secretary

Darlene Violette

Nurse

Portia

Courier

Gerritt Vandermeer

Store Manager

Tony Crane

Street Vendor

Nikolas Kontomanolis

Customer

Toni Romano

Store Clerk

Steve Beauchamp

Himself

Isaac Mizrahi

Suit

Doug Williford

Dr. Simon

Dan Ziskie

Curtis

Ty Jones

Walter

Kevin Sussman