Jack Decker
Tim Heidecker
President Davidson / President Davidson Jr.
Joe Estevez
Jonathan Kington
Gregg Turkington
Abdul / Wolfman / Frankenstein
Mark Proksch
Lanoi Arnold
James Mane Jr.
General Cotter
John Aprea
Advisor
Simone Turkington
First Lady Janet Davidson
Sally Kellerman
James Dean / Dracula
Ralph Lucas
Son of Dracula
Jimmy McNichol
Vice President Roger Robertson
Charlie Schiefer
Soldier #2 / Trainer / NYC Cab Driver
Vinny DeGennaro
UN Secretary General / Chakka
Rizi Timane
Manuel Giusti / Fictional Special Agent Kington
Manuel Giusti
Dr. Peterson
Vaughn Armstrong
President Davidson's Secretary / Ayaka
Ayaka Ohwaki
Doctor
David Schroeder
Vinny
Vincent Riquier
Zombie / Dr. Gary Reaper
Bobby Valli
Aide
Toni Sawyer