Helena Bonham Carter

Edina

Jennifer Saunders

Lady Penelope

Sylvia Anderson

Patsy

Joanna Lumley

Nurse Mary

Orla Brady

Saffron

Julia Sawalha

Justin

Christopher Malcolm

Magda

Kathy Burke

Bubble

Jane Horrocks

Mother

June Whitfield

Fireman

Wolf Christian

Nurse

Llewella Gideon

Britt Ekland

Ali

Karim Skalli

Fleur

Harriet Thorpe

1950s Nurse

Jane Galloway

Woman in Car

Miranda Forbes

Uncle Humphrey

John Wells

Dream Justin

Richard E. Grant

Sondra Lorrance

Gwen Humble

Lulu

Antonia

Jennifer Piercey

Patsy's Mother

Eleanor Bron

Marshall

Christopher Ryan

Malcolm

Mark Wing-Davey

Carmen

Jo Brand

Dream Mother

Germaine Greer

— / Catriona

Helen Lederer

Judge

Hugh Ross

Mr. Simpson

David Henry

Dancer

Mari MacKenzie

Sarah

Naoko Mori

Mark

Mark Tandy

Antonia

Jennifer Piercey

—

Mo Gaffney

Dream Patsy

Mandy Rice-Davies

Dream Nurse

Suzi Quatro

—

Celia Imrie

—

Kate O'Mara

—

Fern Britton

—

Gary Beadle

—

Emma Bunton

Director

Christine Gernon

Director

Mandie Fletcher

Director

Bob Spiers