Helena Bonham Carter
Edina
Jennifer Saunders
Lady Penelope
Sylvia Anderson
Patsy
Joanna Lumley
Nurse Mary
Orla Brady
Saffron
Julia Sawalha
Justin
Christopher Malcolm
Magda
Kathy Burke
Bubble
Jane Horrocks
Mother
June Whitfield
Fireman
Wolf Christian
Nurse
Llewella Gideon
Britt Ekland
Ali
Karim Skalli
Fleur
Harriet Thorpe
1950s Nurse
Jane Galloway
Woman in Car
Miranda Forbes
Uncle Humphrey
John Wells
Dream Justin
Richard E. Grant
Sondra Lorrance
Gwen Humble
Lulu
Antonia
Jennifer Piercey
Patsy's Mother
Eleanor Bron
Marshall
Christopher Ryan
Malcolm
Mark Wing-Davey
Carmen
Jo Brand
Dream Mother
Germaine Greer
— / Catriona
Helen Lederer
Judge
Hugh Ross
Mr. Simpson
David Henry
Dancer
Mari MacKenzie
Sarah
Naoko Mori
Mark
Mark Tandy
Antonia
Jennifer Piercey
—
Mo Gaffney
Dream Patsy
Mandy Rice-Davies
Dream Nurse
Suzi Quatro
—
Celia Imrie
—
Kate O'Mara
—
Fern Britton
—
Gary Beadle
—
Emma Bunton