Dude

Zack Ward*

Uncle Dave

Dave Foley

Richard

Chris Coppola

Mohammed

Michael Benyaer

Faith

Jackie Tohn

Candidate Welles

J.K. Simmons

Habib

Erick Avari

Officier John

Ralf Moeller

Verne Troyer

Verne Troyer

Officer Greg

Chris Spencer

Osama Bin Laden

Larry Thomas

Paul

Seymour Cassel

Panhandler

Michael Paré

Peter

David Huddleston

Recorder

Lindsay Hollister

Uwe Boll

Uwe Boll

George W. Bush

Brent Mendenhall

Himself

Vince Desiderio

Mr. Blither

Rick Hoffman

Jenny

Michaela Mann

Nasira

Melanie Papalia

Starr

Lorielle New

Vince Desiderio

Vincent James Desiderio Jr.

Karen

Holly Eglinton

Karen

Holly Eglington

Cindy

Lucie Guest

Harry the Wheelchair Guy

Jonathan Bruce

Reporter Gayle

Carrie Genzel

Morning Show Host

Geoff Gustafson

Cooter

Daniel Boileau

Teller

Heather Feeney

Tariq

Samir El Sharkawi

Bobak

Jason Emanuel

Asif

Paulino Nunes

Nabi

Merik Tadros

Mitzi

Julia Sandberg Hansson

Bitch

Jodie Stewart

Azeem

Michael Antonakos

Retarded Taliban

Derek Anderson

Older Lady in Audience

Marlaina Stewartt

Mob Leader

Bill Mondy

Seminar Speaker

Michael Robinson

Parking Guard

Zachary Webb

Baby in Carriage

William Veroni

Ticket Holder

Colin Foo

Ass-Kissing Employee

Steffen Mennekes

Police Officer

Reese Alexander

TV Host No.1

Christine Lippa

TV Host No.2

Mark Brandon

Angry Man

Tony Alcantar

TV Host No.3

Myfanwy Meilen

Woman Driver

Helena Yea

Man Shopper

Michael Gordin Shore

Coffee Customer

Richard Ian Cox

Security Guard No.1

Mike Dopud

Security Guard No.2

Ed Anders

Disgruntled Man

Michael Eklund

IRS Agent No.1

David Adams

IRS Agent No.2

Robert Clarke

Plane Passenger No.1

Rick Faraci

Plane Passenger #1

Richard Faraci

Plane Passenger No.2

Bryan C. Knight

Gluttco Singing Employee No.11

David Ward

Gluttco Singing Employee #2

Patrick Bahrich

Gluttco Singing Employee No.12

Patrick Barich

Window Washer

Daniel Clarke

Window Washer

Dan Clarke

Creepy Masturbating Guy

Brock Johnson

Little Germany Staff Hot Woman No.11

Nicolette Bu

Little Germany Staff Hot Woman No.12

Brandie Coe

Old Woman Bomb Maker

Doris Blomgren

Little Germany Staff Hot Woman (uncredited)

Andrea Stefanci

Man Killed by Falling Crowbar (uncredited)

Gareth Von Kallenbach