Nick Sax

Christopher Meloni

Happy

Patton Oswalt

Det. Meredith McCarthy

Lili Mirojnick

Smoothie

Patrick Fischler

Francisco Scaramucci / Orcus / Francisco "Mr Blue" Scaramucci

Ritchie Coster

Amanda Hansen

Medina Senghore

Louis "Sonny Shine" J. Sheinberg

Christopher Fitzgerald

Hailey / Hailey Hansen

Bryce Lorenzo

Gala Scaramucci

Carly Roland

Isabella Scaramucci

Debi Mazar

Angel / Prostitute

Hannah Hodson

Vespa Courier / Courier

Moise Morancy

Assunta Bianchi / Assunta

Antonia Rey

Jessica McCarthy

Laura Poe

Donnetta Lavinia Grays

Mikey Scaramucci / Michael "Mikey" Scaramucci

Gus Halper

Gerry Scaramucci

Dante Pereira-Olson

Ashlie Atkinson

Very Bad Santa (as Joseph Reitman) / Very Bad Santa

Joseph D. Reitman

Bob Turton

Colleen

Lily Du

Wiseman #1

Ruth Righi

Big Pink

Paul Wight