Elliot Carlin

Jack Riley

Dr. Robert "Bob" Hartley

Bob Newhart

Emily Hartley

Suzanne Pleshette

Mrs. Lillian Bakerman

Florida Friebus

Mr. Emil Peterson

John Fiedler

Howard Borden

Bill Daily

Carol Kester Bondurant

Marcia Wallace

Dr. Jerome "Jerry" Robinson

Peter Bonerz

Man

Greg Lewis

Mrs. Doris Peterson

Toni Lamond

Bum

Patrick Cranshaw

Dr. James Wyler

Bill Quinn

Dr. Ellis

Howard Witt

Major Hartman, Phil Morgan

Frank Ashmore

Vern Hackler

John Crawford

Steward

Michael Boyle

Miss Pringle

Madeleine Fisher

Girl 2

Jordan Michaels

Billy

Brian Miller

Pieman

Rik Pierce

Man

Russell Shannon

Jack

Woody Skaggs

Mrs. Martha Hartley

Martha Scott

Terry

Julienne Wells

Jackie Whitefeather

Johnny West

Mr. Marcus

F. William Parker

Herb Hartley

Barnard Hughes

Man

J.J. Johnston

Kid 2

K.C. Martel

Bonnie

Carole Shelyne

Earl Stanley Plummer

Mark Leonard

Girl 1

Sondra Theodore

Maitre D'

Michael Evans

The Hammer

H.B. Haggerty

Dr. Malcolm

Macon McCalman

Miss Nightingale

Dolores Albin

Gary Johnson

John Terry Bell

Denise

Lorrie Gia

Kid 1

J.R. Miller

George Simmons

Charles Thomas Murphy

Scavenger 1

Jack Scalici

Tommy

Ty Wilson

Dr. Thompson

Richard Roat

Mel

Richard Stahl

Minnie Farber

Elizabeth Kerr

Steve Darnell

David Hedison

Santa Saul

Ben Freedman

Gary Johnson

Jerry Bell

Paul Billingham, Ralph Alfalfa

Jerry Fogel

Scavenger 2

Claudette Duffy

Waiter

Roger Etienne

Felon

Alan Haufrect

Becky Swerdlow

Pamm Kenneally

Billy

Sparky Marcus

Girl

Mary Ellen Olsen

Mickey Melnick

Bobby Ramsen

Mr. Kreever

Bill Zuckert

Linda, Bianca

Morgan Fairchild

Nora Dubois

Sondra Currie

Burt Harrison

Michael Alldredge

Reuben Ortiz

Bert Rosario

Alan Dreeben

Ralph Bellamy

Mr. Stevens

Neil Flanagan

Ms. Hunsinger

Jan Fisher

Angry Man 1

Joe George

Scavenger 3

Tim Himes

Richard Hawkins

Wyatt Johnson

Tom Swerdlow

Rob Kenneally

Danny James

Sam Kwasman

Leslie Greely

Loni Anderson

Williams

J. Jay Saunders

Carlin Character

Jerry Devine

Howie Borden

Moosie Drier

Grace Dubois

Mildred Natwick

Dr. Bernie Tupperman

Larry Gelman

Sergeant O'Conner

Frank Maxwell

Cop

Lorry Goldman

Graham

Robert Phelps

Al Brolio

Ric Mancini

Petersen Character

Lou Cutell

Mrs. Swerdlow

Joan Kenneally

Angry Man 2

Mert Rich

Wanda Moss

Patricia Stevens

Jackie Windsor

Hope Alexander-Willis

Mr. Twillmer

Richard Libertini

Steve Kopelson

Allen Case

Clara Hackler

Jeff Donnell

Mr. Swerdlow

Bud Kenneally

Margaret Hoover

Patricia Smith

Sal Petrone

Robert Costanzo

Craig Plager

Howard Hesseman

Arthur Tatum

Taurean Blacque

Principal Bannister

Edward Andrews

Cliff Murdock

Tom Poston

Ellen Hartley

Pat Finley

Mr. Ed Herd

Oliver Clark

Mrs. Prince / Myrna Hoover

Helen Page Camp

Bellman

Archie Hahn

Miss Brennan

Teri Garr

The Bartender

Pat Morita