Sarah Ashburn

Sandra Bullock

Shannon Mullins

Melissa McCarthy

Hale

Demián Bichir

Levy

Marlon Wayans

Jason Mullins

Michael Rapaport

Mrs. Mullins

Jane Curtin

Rojas

Spoken Reasons

Craig

Dan Bakkedahl

Adam

Taran Killam

Captain Woods

Thomas F. Wilson

Julian

Michael McDonald

SWAT Team Leader

Peter Weireter

NY Agent

John Ross Bowie

The John

Tony Hale

Tough Guy #1

William Xifaras

Prostitute

Erica Derrickson

Tough Guy #2

Cary 'Big Shug' Guy

Precinct Officer

Tony V.

Woman with Kid

Amanda Good Hennessey

Drunk Woman

Patty Ross

Police Dispatch (voice)

Deirdre Horgan

Tatiana

Kaitlin Olson

Desk Sergeant

William Ambrose Kennedy

Robin

Andy Buckley

Baseball Announcer

Don Orsillo

LeSoire

Adam Ray

Chris Gethard

Chris Gethard

Tatiana's Mother

Ellen Becker Gray

Peter Mullins

Joey McIntyre

Mark Mullins

Bill Burr

Club Ekko Bartender

Dane Aska

Gina

Jessica Chaffin

Beth

Jamie Denbo

Mr. Mullins

Michael Tucci

Pathologist

Miriam Tolan

Drug Dealer in Paint Factory

Alexis Garcia

Michael Mullins

Nate Corddry

Paint Factory Henchman

Raw Leiba

Blue Collar Man

Ben Falcone

Wayne

Steve Bannos

Choking Man

Fletcher McTaggart

Paramedic

Zach Woods

Boston Agent

Joe Garland

O'Flanagan's Bartender

Joe Stapleton

Boston Agent

Thomas B. Devlin

Boston Agent

Benjamin Evett

Dealer

Mitch Silpa

Dealer

Luis Da Silva Jr.

Dealer

Steve Grodewald

Orderly

Kelby Turner Akin

Scruffy Bar Patron

Lance Norris

Dealer

Elliot Santiago

Bar Patron (uncredited)

John Franchi

ER Nurse

Katie Dippold

Factory Worker

Brandon Richardson