Narrator

Jimmy Carr

Eric Liddell

Tom Bennett

Self - Drunk Storyteller

Kerry Howard

Drunk Storyteller

Luisa Omielan

Robin Hood / Lord George Byron / Antonio Meucci

Mathew Baynton

Merlin

Mark Davison

Self - Drunk Storyteller

Tom Rosenthal

Drunk Storyteller

Joe Lycett

Viking

Tony Cook

Lancelot

Ciaran Dowd

Simon Bird

King Phillip II of Spain / Lecturer

Owen Roberts

Dustin Demri-Burns

Emma Bunton

Self - Drunk Storyteller / Drunk Storyteller

Rob Beckett

King Arthur

Ben Hardy

Sir Arthur Harris

Alexander Armstrong

Tom Goodman-Hill

God

Rufus Hound

Seb Cardinal

Tommy Butler

Ed Eales White

Guy Gibson

Theo Barklem-Biggs

Knight

Kadiff Kirwan

Guz Khan

Alexander Graham Bell

Joe Thomas

Edmond Halley

Matthew Lewis

Alan 'Tony' Lascelles

Greg James

Gay Jewish Nazi

James McNicholas

Beatrix Potter / Great Train Robbery

Spencer Jones

Pubgoer

Ivan Gonzalez

Bounty Hunter

Karl Farrer

Self - Drunk Storyteller

James Acaster

Barney

Marcus Butler