Joe Toy

Nick Robinson

Patrick Keenan

Gabriel Basso

Biaggio

Moises Arias

Frank Toy

Nick Offerman

Mrs. Keenan

Megan Mullally

Heather

Alison Brie

Kelly

Erin Moriarty

Mr. Larson

Craig Cackowski

Captain Davis

Mary Lynn Rajskub

Mr. Keenan

Marc Evan Jackson

Colin

Eugene Cordero

Track Suit

William Sonnie

Track Suit

William Sonnie

Paul

Nathan Keyes

Aaron

Austin Abrams

Grandma Keenan

Priscilla Kaczuk

Construction Kid

Cristoffer Carter

Construction Kid

Cristoffer Carter

Grandma Keenan

Priscilla Kaczuk

Carol

Gillian Vigman

Rookie Cop

Thomas Middleditch

Vicki

Lili Reinhart

Italian Man

Paul Floriano

No Sideburns

Brian Sacca

Italian Man

Paul Floriano

No Sideburns' Friend

Peter Karinen

Bus Passenger

Tony Hale

Bus Driver

Hannibal Buress

Delivery Guy

Kumail Nanjiani

Detective

Jeffrey Grover

Second Detective

Eric Wasserman

Visor

Nicholas Rutherford

Second Detective

Eric Wasserman

Face Paint

Angela Trimbur

Visor (as Nick Rutherford)

Nick Rutherford

News Reporter

Jennifer Lindgren

Biaggio's Dad

Michael Cipiti

News Reporter

Jennifer Lindgren

Nurse (uncredited)

Kim Bordwine

High School Teacher (uncredited)

Christina Cacic

Teen / Beach Party (uncredited)

Justin Cooney

High School Student (uncredited)

Anthony Daniel

Doctor (uncredited)

Eric Frank

Hospital Patient in Wheelchair (uncredited)

Logan Fry

Doctor (uncredited)

Joe Gallipoli

Doctor (uncredited)

David Gragg

Parade Spectator (uncredited)

Hannah Harris

Doctor in Plain Clothes (uncredited)

Linda Marie Howell

Boston Market Employee (uncredited)

Christopher Kaczmarek

Track Suit Friend (uncredited)

Cole Kornell

High School Student (uncredited)

Maria Laskowski

Detective (uncredited)

Daniel T. Martin

Nurse (uncredited)

Derick Mayes

Bus Passenger (uncredited)

Christine McBurney

Bus Passenger (uncredited)

Shawn Michelle

Big Italian Kid (uncredited)

Tyler Moliterno

High School Student (uncredited)

Taylor Nelms

Director

Jordan Vogt-Roberts