Narrator (voice) / Mr. Abott

Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Tyler James Williams

Julius Rock

Terry Crews

Rochelle Rock

Tichina Arnold

Drew Rock

Tequan Richmond

Tonya Rock

Imani Hakim

Greg Wuliger

Vincent Martella

Michael

Earthquake

Police Officer

Fred Willard

Ms. Rivera

Tia Texada

Jenise Huckstable

Tristin Mays

— / Ms. Morello

Jacqueline Mazarella

Angel

Hector A. Garcia

Kelly

Nina Mansker

Peaches

Tisha Campbell-Martin

Stacy

Robin Givens

Judge Harry Watkins

Kadeem Hardison

Coach Brantley

Peter Onorati

Himself

Kristoff St. John

Vanessa

Jackee Harry

Joey Caruso

Travis Flory

Ryan

Tony Rock

Maria

Marisol Esparza

Tallulah Lafitte

Vanessa L. Williams

Dr. Clint Huckstable

Orlando Jones

Darlene

Tamala Jones

Sweet Tooth / Doc

Antonio Fargas

Mr. Levine

Steve Landesberg

Himself

Bootsy Collins

Thurman

Paul Ben-Victor

— / Mr. Omar

Ernest Lee Thomas

Jerome

Kevontay Jackson

Court Clerk

Indira G. Wilson

AP Teacher

Barry Livingston

— / Monk

Todd Bridges

Kill Moves

Jeris Poindexter

Former Principal

Steve Paymer

Herself

Kiki Shepard

James

Blake Hightower

Corner Man

Ray Siegle

Julian

Justice Gamble

Cop

Paul Darrigo

Mr. Fong

Jim Lau

Risky

Michael Estime*

Blind Girlfriend

Ca'Shawn Sims

Gloria

Diamond Dawn Cook

PainMaker

Anthony Martins

Carol

Kara Pacitto

Bodyguard

Vincent M. Ward

Tatoo

Chris Webber

Detective Marino

P.J. Marino

— / Pam

Tasia Sherel

Old Black Lady

Vivian Smallwood

Old Timey Cop

Shon Little

Bouncer

Owen Smith

Walter Dickerson

B.J. Britt

Salesman

Phil Ursino

Jason

Nadji Jeter

Dr. Information

Mario Joyner

Masked Robber

Nastassja Sanchez

Malvo

Ricky Harris

Arminta

Gina La Piana

—

Keesha Sharp

Miguel

Angel Oquendo

Reporter

Julie Lancaster

Moderator

Kelley Hazen

Lisa Levine

Mari Morrow

Mrs. Williams

Susan Boyajian

Mr. Perkins

Joel Huggins

Black Nurse

Oscar McFarlane

Tasha

Paige Hurd

— / Old Woman

Rappin' Granny

Meter Maid

Sharon Brathwaite-Sanders

—

Ariel Alexandria Davis