Warden

Lewis Arquette

Delmus

Royce D. Applegate

Lefty Schwartz

Bill Murray

Bartender

Danny Dayton

Himself - S.T.O.P.-I.T. Spokesman

Buddy Hackett

Ernie Piles, War Correspondent

Howard Hesseman

Tough, White G.I.

Murphy Dunne

Lone Stranger

Sid Haig

Indian #1

J.J. Barry

Martha

Pat Benson

Narrator (voice)

Harry Shearer

Sam

Jack Bernardi

Sheriff

Ed Lauter

Mildred

Jane Alice Brandon

Stop-it Nurse

Jaye P. Morgan

Biker

Thomas Brunelle

Lieutenant

Paul Camen

Army Nurse

Dorothy Van

Theatre Manager

Avery Schreiber

Menchkin

Billy Curtis

Boobies

Susan Tyrrell

Blind Stranger

Ira Miller

'Dark Town' Singer

David Downing

Louise

Misty Rowe

Duddy Allen

Steve Landesberg

Pa

Walker Edmiston

Bill Cosby

2nd Veteran

Larry Hankin

Narrator

Garry Goodrow

Duddy Allen

David Landsberg

Narrator (voice)

Gary Owens

Ma

Ysabel MacCloskey

Clark

Rod McCary

Billy Joe

Britt Leach

Elijah Abdoul Jamaal Muhammed

Theodore Wilson

Margie

Louisa Moritz

Indian #2

Van Dyke Parks

Tom Baker

Budget Attendant

Lynne Marie Stewart

Kinky Friedman

Biker Chick #1

Betty Thomas

Biker Chick #2

Robin Sherwood

Hotel Detective

Bill Zuckert

Narrator (voice)

John H. Mayer

Cowboy

Alan Dexter

Andrea

Karen Lamm

Sarge

Dave Shelley

Sid

Bleu McKenzie

Woman in Bed (as Nancy Noble)

Nancy Lee Noble