Anthony Aloysius Hancock

Tony Hancock

Sidney Balmoral James

Sid James

Ship's Steward / Hancock's assistant

Hugh Lloyd

Ship's bandleader

Mario Fabrizi

Ship's Captain

John Le Mesurier

First Officer

Dennis Chinnery

Amorous Lady

Hattie Jacques

Girl

Paddi Edwards

Ship's Doctor

Brian Oulton

Girl

Patricia Shakesby

Girl

Gwenda Ewen