Paul Calf / Pauline Calf / Gareth Cheeseman

Steve Coogan

The Drunk Executive / 2nd Prison Officer

Roger Morlidge

Barry Parry

George Costigan

Dean Parry

Andrew Livingston

Ian Parry

Adam Fogerty

Fat Bob

John Thomson

Mum

Sandra Gough

Grandma

Kathleen Worth

DI Lynch

Malcolm Raeburn

Julie

Sally Rogers

Dolphin

Jonathan McGuinness

Great Bear

Chris McHallem

Reverend Dowd

Derek Howard

Post Office Cashier

Angela Catherall

1st Prison Officer

Damian Myerscough

Plainclothes Officer

David Hounslow

Shop Assistant

Shirley Stelfox

Woman on Bus

Irene Skillington

Drunk on Bus

Ken Kitson

Alan Crown

Richard Lumsden

Douglas Crown

John Shrapnel

Ruth Cole

Georgia Mitchell

Bert Reynolds

Richard Cubison

Sgt Cromwell

Philip Martin Brown

The Prostitute

Gaynor Faye

The Gay Executive

David Royle

The Maid

Jennifer Luckraft

Tony the Receptionist

Bernard Wrigley