Doc Hopper
Charles Durning
Max
Austin Pendleton
Kermit the Frog/Rowlf/Dr. Teeth/Waldorf
Jim Henson
Bernie - the Hollywood Agent
Dom DeLuise
Insolent Waiter
Steve Martin
Miss Piggy/Fozzie Bear/Animal/Sam the Eagle
Frank Oz
Floyd Pepper/Crazy Harry/Robin the Frog/Lew Zealan
Jerry Nelson
Professor Max Krassman
Mel Brooks
Scooter/Statler/Janice/Sweetums/Beaker
Richard Hunt
Himself / Charlie McCarthy
Edgar Bergen
Mad Man Mooney
Milton Berle
The Great Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot
Dave Goelz
Ice Cream Vendor
Bob Hope
El Sleezo Cafe Owner
James Coburn
Lew Lord
Orson Welles
Balloon Vendor
Richard Pryor
El Sleezo Patron
Madeline Kahn
Beauty Contest Compere
Elliott Gould
Myth
Carol Kane
Lord's Secretary
Cloris Leachman
Frog Killer
Scott Walker
El Sleezo Tough
Telly Savalas
El Sleezo Pianist
Paul Williams
El Sleezo Tough
Telly Savalas*
Big Bird (voice)
Caroll Spinney
Snake Walker
Scott Walker
Fletcher Bird / Scooter (assistant) (voice)
Steve Whitmire
Sailor
Lawrence Gabriel Jr.
Camilla (assistant)
Kathryn Mullen
Bartender
Ira F. Grubman
Additional Muppet Performer
Bob Payne
Lumberjack
Hard Boiled Haggerty
Additional Muppet Performer
Eren Ozker
Gate Guard
Bruce Kirby
Muppet Performer
Carolyn Wilcox
One-Eyed Midget
Tommy Madden
Additional Muppet Performer
Olga Felgemacher
El Sleezo Cafe Waiter
James Frawley
Additional Muppet Performer
Bruce Schwartz
Cowboy
Arnold Roberts
Additional Muppet Performer
Buz Suraci
Additional Muppet Performer
Tony Basilicato
Additional Muppet Performer
Adam Hunt
Muppet Performers
Michael Davis
Additional Muppet Performer
Caroly Wilcox
Sailor
Lawrence Gabriel
Animal (assistant) / Beaker (assistant) / Big Bird (assistant)
Michael Earl
Lumberjack
H.B. Haggerty
Waiter
James Frawley*
Additional Muppet Performer
Fran Allison
Additional Muppet Performer
Sherry Amott
Additional Muppet Performer
Bil Baird
Additional Muppet Performer
Peter Baird
Additional Muppet Performer
Bob Baker
Additional Muppet Performer
Cheryl Blaylock
Additional Muppet Performer
Tim Burton
Additional Muppet Performer
Bruce Chesse
Additional Muppet Performer
Edward G. Christie
Woman with Balloon
Melinda Dillon
Additional Muppet Performer
Roy R. Etherington
Additional Muppet Performer
Faz Fazakas
Additional Muppet Performer
Wayland Flowers
Additional Muppet Performer
Brian Froud
Additional Muppet Performer
John Gilkerson
Additional Muppet Performer
Brian Henson
Additional Muppet Performer
Cheryl Henson
Additional Muppet Performer
Heather Henson
Additional Muppet Performer
Luke Ruegger
Additional Muppet Performer
John Henson
Additional Muppet Performer
Lisa Henson
Additional Muppet Performer
Phillip Huber
Additional Muppet Performer
Jerry Juhl
Additional Muppet Performer
Frank Kane
Additional Muppet Performer
Paul Kennemore
Additional Muppet Performer
Earl Kress
Additional Muppet Performer
John Landis
Additional Muppet Performer
Ralph Lee
Additional Muppet Performer
Shari Lewis
Additional Muppet Performer
Kermit Love
Additional Muppet Performer
John Lovelady
Additional Muppet Performer
Mahlmann
Additional Muppet Performer
Randal J. Metz
Additional Muppet Performer
Wendy Midener
Additional Muppet Performer
Frances Oznowicz
Additional Muppet Performer
Isidore Oznowicz
Additional Muppet Performer
Harry Sabin
Additional Muppet Performer
Lettie Connell Schubert
Additional Muppet Performer
Burr Tillstrom
Additional Muppet Performer
Alice Tweedy
Additional Muppet Performer
Curt Vig
Additional Muppet Performer
Rik Vig
Additional Muppet Performer
Rick Williamson
Additional Muppet Performer
Paul Zaloom