Jim

Jim Belushi

Cheryl

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Dana Gibson

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Andy

Larry Joe Campbell

Ruby

Taylor Atelian

Gracie

Billi Bruno

Kyle

Conner Rayburn

Mrs. Whitney

Beth Grant

Santa / Henry / Phil

Bruce Jarchow

Guest Star

Dylan Sprouse

Emily

Mo Collins

Brad

Adam Ray

Devil

James Lipton

Mary Beth

Maribeth Monroe

Sammy

Tom Maden

Lynn

Matthew Craig

Flight Attendant

Molly Erdman

Waiter

Bob Levitan

Guest Star

Lee Majors

Ryan Gibson

Mitch Rouse

Guest Star

Cole Sprouse

Detective

Ian Gomez

Maitre'D

Marc Worden

The Herald Trumpeter

John Rubano

Tony

Tony Braunagel

Rebecca

Savannah Stehlin

Tabitha

Courtney Taylor Burness

Gloria

Betsy Rue

Jogger

Madison Dirks

Penguin Kid

Nick Fowler

Lisa

Mary Gross

Radio Announcer

James Ward

Mary

Meredith Giangrande

Guest Star

Charlie Hartsock

Emcee

Charlie Hartstock

Susan

Meagen Fay

Jami / Little Girl / Student #3

Jamison Belushi

Teenage Boy #1

Quinn Buniel

Carmen

Candace Kita

Adult Kyle / Guy No. 2 / Pizza Boy

Robert Belushi

Rhonda

Buckley Sampson

Lauren

Veronica Louise Dunne

Mandy

Jackie Debatin

Danny Michalski

Dan Aykroyd

Maggie

Kathleen Noone

Roxanne

Jennifer Coolidge

Cindy

Cynthia Stevenson

Laraine Elkin

Laraine Newman

Chad / Eddie

Brad Paisley

Willie

Willie Amakye