Willie Tanner
Max Wright
Brian Tanner
Benji Gregory
Lynn Tanner
Andrea Elson
ALF
Paul Fusco
Raquel Ochmonek / Raquel Ochmonek (credit only)
Liz Sheridan
Kate Tanner
Anne Schedeen
Trevor Ochmonek
John La Motta
Jake Ochmonek
Josh Blake
Guest Star
Carrie Lorraine
Alien Task Force Officer Darnell Valentine
Frank McCarthy
Hogarth
Richard Sanders
Dorothy Halligan
Anne Meara
Dr. Lawrence 'Larry' Dykstra
Bill Daily
Mary Jo
Mary Jo Catlett
Bill Loman
Archie Hahn
Andrew Seminick
Larry Hankin
Spencer
Joshua Rudoy
Jody
Andrea Covell
Skip
Bob Fappiano
Luis Mancia
Phillip E. Gordon
Guest Star
Kurt McKinney
Officer
Bill McIntyre
Exterminator
Doug Warhit
Artie / Artie (credit only)
Mickey Jones
Tow Truck Driver Bert
Robert Costanzo
Himself
Joe Namath
Guest Star
Judy Landers
Nick 'Nicky ('The Fish') Mintz
David Leisure
Guest Star
Darwin Joston
Larry
Harry Shearer
Sam / Sam (credit only)
Sam Whipple
Tom Bellin
Thomas Bellin
Ms. Wine
Diane Civita
Elliot Carlin
Jack Riley
Rhonda
Lisa Buckley
Sandy
Sandy Freeman
Mrs. Lyman
Marcia Wallace
Whizzer
Paul Dooley
Dean Houseman
Ivan Bonar
Consumer Ed
Garry Goodrow
Father
Robert Pine
Guest Star
Lee Ryan
Addison
Meshach Taylor
Dad
Jed Mills
Man
Mitchell Group
Nolan
Michael Lemon
Myrna
Myrna White
Dorothy
Jessica James
Warren
Earl Boen
Jack Rabbit Courier
Stephen Seigel
Animal
Thomas Callaway
Stele
Vince McKewin
Monica
Deborah White
Lady
Mimi Davis
Customer at Garage Sale
Bob Larkin
Dr. Laura Schrock
Carol Williard
Bunny
Bunny Summers
Customer at Garage Sale
Pamela McMyler
Instructor
Tim Rossovich
Neal Tanner
Jim J. Bullock
Butch
Randy Sutter
Delivery Man / Delivery Man (credit only)
Alan David Gelman
Me. Defoe
Arthur Rosenberg
Customer at Garage Sale
Phil Rubenstein
Skydiver
Clyde Kusatsu
Mrs. Byrd
Beverly Archer
Skydiver
Susan Lavine
Skydiver Collins
Brad Thornton
Robert Sherwood
Dean Cameron
Gravel Gus / Gravel Gus (credit only)
Tracey Walter