Willie Tanner

Max Wright

Brian Tanner

Benji Gregory

Lynn Tanner

Andrea Elson

ALF

Paul Fusco

Raquel Ochmonek / Raquel Ochmonek (credit only)

Liz Sheridan

Kate Tanner

Anne Schedeen

Trevor Ochmonek

John La Motta

Jake Ochmonek

Josh Blake

Heidi

Carrie Lorraine

Alien Task Force Officer Darnell Valentine

Frank McCarthy

Hogarth

Richard Sanders

Dorothy Halligan

Anne Meara

Dr. Lawrence 'Larry' Dykstra

Bill Daily

Mary Jo

Mary Jo Catlett

Bill Loman

Archie Hahn

Andrew Seminick

Larry Hankin

Spencer

Joshua Rudoy

Jody

Andrea Covell

Skip

Bob Fappiano

Luis Mancia

Phillip E. Gordon

Guest Star

Kurt McKinney

Officer

Bill McIntyre

Exterminator

Doug Warhit

Artie / Artie (credit only)

Mickey Jones

Tow Truck Driver Bert

Robert Costanzo

Himself

Joe Namath

Brenda

Judy Landers

Nick 'Nicky ('The Fish') Mintz

David Leisure

Elliot Carlin

Jack Riley

Guest Star

Darwin Joston

Larry

Harry Shearer

Sam / Sam (credit only)

Sam Whipple

Tom Bellin

Thomas Bellin

Ms. Wine

Diane Civita

Rhonda

Lisa Buckley

Sandy

Sandy Freeman

Mrs. Lyman

Marcia Wallace

Whizzer

Paul Dooley

Dean Houseman

Ivan Bonar

Consumer Ed

Garry Goodrow

Father

Robert Pine

Guest Star

Lee Ryan

Addison

Meshach Taylor

Dad

Jed Mills

Man

Mitchell Group

Nolan

Michael Lemon

Myrna

Myrna White

Dorothy

Jessica James

Warren

Earl Boen

Jack Rabbit Courier

Stephen Seigel

Animal

Thomas Callaway

Stele

Vince McKewin

Monica

Deborah White

Lady

Mimi Davis

Customer at Garage Sale

Bob Larkin

Dr. Laura Schrock

Carol Williard

Bunny

Bunny Summers

Customer at Garage Sale

Pamela McMyler

Instructor

Tim Rossovich

Neal Tanner

Jim J. Bullock

Butch

Randy Sutter

Delivery Man / Delivery Man (credit only)

Alan David Gelman

Me. Defoe

Arthur Rosenberg

Customer at Garage Sale

Phil Rubenstein

Skydiver

Clyde Kusatsu

Mrs. Byrd

Beverly Archer

Skydiver

Susan Lavine

Skydiver Collins

Brad Thornton

Robert Sherwood

Dean Cameron

Gravel Gus / Gravel Gus (credit only)

Tracey Walter