Willie Tanner
Max Wright
Brian Tanner
Benji Gregory
Lynn Tanner
Andrea Elson
ALF
Paul Fusco
Raquel Ochmonek / Raquel Ochmonek (credit only)
Liz Sheridan
Kate Tanner
Anne Schedeen
Betty Susla
Kathleen Freeman
Trevor Ochmonek
John LaMotta
Nick Susla
Richard McKenzie
ALF
Mihaly Meszaros
Himself
Ed McMahon
Jake Ochmonek
Josh Blake
Lee Fraiser
Peter Iacangelo
Angel Bob
Joseph Maher
Randy
Mark Clayman
Stephanie Taylor
Wendy Oates-Ferrand
Aaron King
Peter Wilcox
Jim 'Jimbo' Hutchinson
Todd Susman
Eddie
Michael Des Barres
Laura
Carla Gugino
TV Shrink
David Wohl
Elaine Ochmonek
Randee Heller
Mrs. Byrd
Beverly Archer
Himself
David Horowitz
Laverne Litwak
Nancy Lenehan
Sabato Springs Man
Bruno Acalinas
Jason
Shaggy Murphy
Mavis
Lindy Nisbet
Farmer
Bill Wiley
Danny Duckworth
Ricky Paull Goldin
Doug
Jesse D. Goins
Himself
Frederick De Cordova
Flakey Pete
David Ogden Stiers
Dorothy Halligan
Anne Meara
Marshall
Tom LaGrua
Sylvia
Stephanie Hagen
Himself
Tommy Newsom
John
Ron Steelman
Herself
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Jody
Andrea Covell
Sgt. Matt Fox
Michael Champion
The Intruder
Tony Lober
Dr. Lawrence 'Larry' Dykstra
Bill Daily
Neal Tanner
Jim J. Bullock
Herself
Joan Embrey
Jeff
Norman Lee Harris
Himself
Rich Little
Dudley
David Knell
Andrea Covell
The Matinee Lady
Teresa Ganzelle
Diana
Adrienne Hampton
The Stage Manager
Tim Wade
Uncle Rocky
Robert P. Lieb
Whizzer
Paul Dooley
Judy Landers
Alien Task Force Officer Darnell Valentine
Francis X. McCarthy
Holly Fields
Pope John Paul II
Eugene Greytak
Robert Sherwood
Dean Cameron
Bernice Billings
Linda Hoy
Charles Nickerson
Sam / Sam (credit only)
Sam Whipple
ALF
Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros
Cat Woman
Nedra Volz
Artie / Artie (credit only)
Mickey Jones
Delivery Man / Delivery Man (credit only)
Alan David Gelman
Gravel Gus / Gravel Gus (credit only)
Tracey Walter