Narrator
Jimmy Carr
Narrator
Charlotte Ritchie
Guest
Tom Craine
Sir Arthur Harris
Alexander Armstrong
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Bruce Mackinnon
Drunk Storyteller
Elis James
Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett
Guest
Tom Davis
Sarah Alexander
Sarah Alexander
Elsie Wright
Catherine Tate
Guy Gibson
Theo Barklem-Biggs
Drunk Storyteller
Tom Parry
Drunk Storyteller
John Robins
Frances Griffiths
Mathew Horne
Alexander Graham Bell
Joe Thomas
Jamie Demetriou
Jamie Demetriou
Edmond Halley
Matthew Lewis
Policeman
Nicholas Burns
Tim Downie
Tim Downie
Elsie's father
Alexander Kirk
Elsie's mother
Kath Hughes
Richard III
Hugh Dennis
Anthony Head
Anthony Head
Drunk Storyteller
Rob Beckett
Napoleon's Soldier
Ciaran Dowd
Alan 'Tony' Lascelles
Greg James
Edward Gardner
Matthew Steer
Drunk Storyteller
Jessica Knappett
Gay Jewish Nazi
James McNicholas
Drunk Storyteller
Tom Rosenthal
Lord Byron
Mathew Baynton*
Henry Tudor
Dustin Demri-Burns
John William Polidori
Nick Mohammed
Disgusted Lady
Vicky Pattison
Percy Shelley
Jon Richardson
Mary Godwin
Morgana Robinson
Stanley's Man
Liam Williams
Man with Tongue Ripped Out
Edward Nash